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Richard's An ASS
You can place two more sure bets on the upcoming Survivor 8: All Star (ASS). (1) Richard will appear on ASS, and (2) he will show it.
Tuesday, November 4, 2003
Aside from multiple sources confirming his involvement with the show, Rich Hatch is now unavailable for "Hollywood Is Calling", and it is only recently that he has gone on unavailable status.
This news should obviously come as a no-brainer to everyone. While far from loved by the emotional masses caught up in the fresh but contrived drama of Survivor 1, Rich, well-remembered for his efficient hunting of stingrays and utter lack of self consciousness in exhibiting his flabby torso, was certainly far from irrelevant. He was the first leader of the then morally fraught "alliance" that enraged a nation and put him on Time Magazine's People Who Mattered for the Year 2000. The Washington Post was provoked into labeling him an Evil Queen.
Probst went further. "You can't have a sociopath out there, although Richard was high on those marks," he told the Bergen Record.
OK, you get the point, but say what you want about Dicque. The man has triumphed through a tumultuous childhood and several brushes with the law that make him a real life survivor -- without even mentioning what he did on the show.
Will he survive second time around? It's hard to believe. When Hatch appeared on The Weakest Link with fellow Survivor castaways, he was the first "voted off". Out of jealousy, fear, or people simply wising to his ways, King Richard will have an uphill battle to sit long on his throne.
We don't expect much from Rich, but with his expected short life on the island, we can only hope he'll take a lesson from Rupert and put on a skirt.
All Star Countdown: 2 down.... 16 to go...