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EP5 PBP Live Show Spoiler
« on: December 14, 2004, 08:19:30 PM »
copied from The Amazing races sucks as posted by Ramona Balboa :)_{}
http://p085.ezboard.com/fsurvivorsucksfrm23.showMessageRange?topicID=3748.topic&start=221&stop=225

Ok, here goes

Previously--

8 teams from Stockholm to Senegal

Kendra--all these smells. I feel unsafe in ghetto Africa

Don--kids are all smiling and playing

Hera sick on the boat

Mary Jean brought Don to tears, they came in last but this was a nonemlimination leg.

8 teams remain, who will be eliminated next.
This is Goree Island off the coast of Senegal--the epicenter of the European slave trade and the 4th pit stop for a mandatory rest period. There are 3 nonelmination spots.

Don and Mary Jean were stripped of money. Will their determination win?

Kris and Jon were teh first so they depart first. They search for the slave house where men women and children were kept before they were shipped away.

Kris conf--we believe in each other so much

Jonathan--we placed 2nd three times. I'm upset that we can't pull it together

Lori conf--me and Bolo butt heads a lot but I love him

Lori kibbitz

(yikes this people talk fast)

Hayden and Aaron and Kendra and whatsis are an alliance

Hellboy says they're lucky, just following.
Alexandra--I'll be happy to get out of AFrica

Gus conf--Hera and I are getting closer. Hera has blossomed as a woman.

Don conf--we're still in the fight
Mary Jean--we'll get the money if we have to sing and dance.

Kris and Jon get there and get a message
Montage of everyone reading the message--about the door of no return.

Each team can enter and leave a single rose a tribute.
Pensive scenes of walking toward the door of no return, each team goes one by one.

Gus and Hera walk up with their rose, they cry and hug in the darkness. Gus is very moved.

Shot of the pile of roses

Gus--I didn't mean to embarass you Hera. I didn't cry at my paren'ts funerals. I saw the doors and realized that it was a part of myself I'd never connected with. I hope the others realize the magnitude of the human spirit.

Now ferry to the mainland, fly to Berlin Germany to the Berlin Wall, where there's the next clue.

Lorie and Bolo running, havy packs.
Jonathan and Victoria just miss it, swearing.
Many of them waiting
Don and Mary Jean need money

Don--we come from an affluent area
Mary Jean--I couldn't face asking the poor people who live here

Other teams give them money

They are so thank ful.

Don--I think we're ok

Jonathon finds another local to exploit.

Getting on the ferry and running out to the taxis to the airport.

Lori and Bolo--bolo mutters about a land of goats and sheep.

Hellboy asking for the travel agent
Traffic jam with horses

Kendra--come on dude, finagle your way (to the taxi driver) this city is wretched and disgusting and they keep breeding and breeding. and there's poverty. I can't take it.

The travel agent is very busy
Jonathan and Victoria got on a 7:15 plane
Lori and Bolo go right to the airport to get a ticket
Freddy, Kendra, and lori and bolo yelling at each other in the line at the airport
The airport lady gives them all a look

Bolo--just be quiet mouth
Kendra--don't talk to me that way
bolo--get your hands off
kendra --just because you're 5 5 and on steroids
Bolo--I'm not on steroids

Yikes, this is hard because I have to turn from the computer to see the tv--sorry if I mess it up!
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Re: EP5 PBP
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2004, 08:25:12 PM »
psstt ..Jon/Vic tell Rebecca & Adam " quit following us"

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Re: EP5 PBP
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2004, 08:32:51 PM »
Airport--

Kenrda--we should jhust get along
Bolo--that's ok, and I'm not on steroids

More taxis arrive--Kris and Jon

Kris--goodbye Africa, hello Berlin wall

They land in Berlin

taxies

Kendra in the taxi--it's better than that Third World

Jonathan--I have appreciation for the people who make Mercedes

Mary Jean running to the taxi
The taxi guy isn't worrying about money, he gets them to the train station to the Wall

Hellboy et al. are following Jonathan and he's upset--ranting at them "stop it"

Gus and Hera arrive at the train, Lori and Bolo

Everyone in Germany speaks English and is being helpful

Don and Mary Jean are last
Jonathan and Victoria, Hellboy and Rebecca run

Freddy and Kendra went inside looking for the clue, hellboy too

Joanthan and Victoria run down the outside of the wall and find the clue--they're looking for a busted chain statue

hellboy and rebecca are hunting

Gus--we went from the depths of degradation in Africa to the same thing in Europe. we humans are capable of so much horror

Rebecca can't find any damn clue

Kris and Jon find it all at once
Gus and Hera find it

Rebecca runs by cursing because she'd run past it

Hera--that's a sign that running too fast isn't good

Joanthan and Victoria in the lead--detour

teams choose between beer or brats

beer--get steins and find the coasters with their names on them. and get 5 coasters

brats--make a rope of 5 links of brats. each 7 inches long

Jonathan and Victoria go to make brats

Kris and Jon choose beer

Gus and Hera choose beer

Kendra--choose beer

Bolo--make brats

Rebecca--I think we should make wienerschnitzel

Hayden--What's a stein?

Jonathan and Victoria arrive at a big factory
Victoria--oh pig intestine

Beer hall--it's HUGE

Steins are huge, take two at a time to the tables

Jonathan and Victoria with the rather obscene sausage machine.

Freddy and Kendra have three coasters
Aaron and Hayden have four, five

Mary Jean and Don can't find the clue box with the broken chains

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Re: EP5 PBP
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2004, 08:42:46 PM »
 :()() the sausage making is a riot
Adam " I'm surprised Jon isn't here ..he's the biggest weinie of all"
Don " push pull push pull " Mary Jean " I didn't know that 7 inches was so big"  :()()

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Re: EP5 PBP
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2004, 08:43:40 PM »
Mary Jean and Don keep walking around the church looking for the clue
Don finally spots it

They go make the links

The chef measures the links, they have to be 7 inches each. Jonathan and victoria get the clue. they seem to be first

They have to go to Devil's Mountain, the highest point in Berlin, for the next clue

Jonathan whines that he has the heavy bag
Jonathan--here's another team, grab the cab. You never run.

Lori yells at Bolo in the brat factory
Bolo--why do you have to be a bitch

Steins
lucky for me both model/actor couples finish at the same time

Gus and Hera do steins

Hera asks at the table--no pictures on the coasters, no black people?

Rebecca and Hellboy make brats

Lori makes one that's too short

Jon and Kris gets coasters

Hera--I don't think you're allowed to drink the beer, Daddy
Gus--it's pretty good beer
Hera--you're acting like a friggin lush


Kris and Jon off to the mountain
Gus and Hera get it
Gus wants one for the road
Gus keeps saying, just one more just one more
Hera--friggin ridiculous

Rebecca--push, push, we want 7 inches, Adam please

Lori and Bolo finally get the 7 inches
The guy takes them to the train to show them th mountain

Rebecca--big one big one,
they did it right, they get into the cab

Lori and bolo into the train

Don and Mary jean arrive at the sausage factory
Don--hey we're pretty good at this

Mary Jean--7 inches is really big

They do it fairly fast
mary Jean in the taxi--please don't let us be last

Lori and Bolo are trapped on the subway train and going past where tehy want to be


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Re: EP5 PBP
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2004, 08:59:41 PM »
Lori and Bolo miss their stop, she yells at them
A guy says he'll walk with them to get them to the right spot

Lori yack yack yakc

Jonathan and Victoria in first hit the roadblock
one person climb to the top of the mountain and race a soapbox down the track in 37 seconds or less

Jonathan gets in, it looks like fun
Victoria--you did it! whoooo

They choose a marked car and drive into Berlin to the Brandenburg Gate for the pitstop. A luxury Mercedes

Jonathan--there's a team (he shrieks)

All the guys choose the soapbox car

But they have no map, so they ask a taxi--he agrees to drive there and let them follow him

Gus and Hera arrive and HEra does the soapbox--there's a race

They make another deal with the follow the taxi deal

Lori--we should have took a cab

Rebecca feels the need for speed and rides down the soapbox

Mary Jean--happy we're in Berlin
Don--until we hear the words, we're in the game

Joanthan and Victoria scream at each otehr, Jonathan leaps out and makes her drive and it's really nasty, they switch again
Victoria--why can't you help me one time with something

Race for the pitstop, she's ahead and Jonathan refuses to run
Jonathan I can't do it

Victoria is having hysterics running with both bags as the other team beats them.

Freddy and Kendra are team number 1
won vacation in Mexico

Jonathan is abusive and Victoria is falling apart
Team number 2
Victoria--why didn't you carry it yourself
Jonathan--she has to live with her choices

Phil--I think you should talk to Victoria--who goes off sobbing
Jonathan--I have nothing to say to you, it's a race and not about compassion.

Lori and Bolo arrive at the soapbox and race down
Don and Marry Jean arrive and she rides down

Hayden and Aaron are team number 3
Kris and Jon and team number 4
Gus and Hera right behind them team number 5
Adam and Rebecca are team number 6

Lori and Bolo stop for directions as they drive

Mary Jean--do you dare to go faster, Don? I love when you drive like a mad man

Lori and Bolo are team number 7

Lori--I don't know how because we walked 10 miles

Don and Mary Jean are eliminated

Don--thank you
Mary Jean--I love him, He pushed himself so hard
Don--any man who has the relationship I have with her is blessed

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Re: EP5 PBP Live Show Spoiler
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2004, 04:03:30 AM »
 :()() Adam said he wanted one of those brat machines in his house! See I told you puddin! ;)


:()() :()() :()() How about Gus wanting more beer? "You go ahead, I'm just getting my bag!" Hera turned into the parent at that moment. I would have been walking around with 3 beers the whole time. Two for the coaster and one for me!
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Re: EP5 PBP Live Show Spoiler
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2004, 10:57:36 AM »
:()() Adam said he wanted one of those brat machines in his house! See I told you puddin! ;)


:()() :()() :()() How about Gus wanting more beer? "You go ahead, I'm just getting my bag!" Hera turned into the parent at that moment. I would have been walking around with 3 beers the whole time. Two for the coaster and one for me!


 :()() I know chakeeta .. Adan is so ,well you know .. :)*
What about Bolo eating the intestines.. grosse  :P , then the camara had to keep panning a close up of a piece of it still on his lip..thats disgusting ..that is Raw meat ..ewwwwwwww licking his fingers and all Yuk !

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Re: EP5 PBP Live Show Spoiler
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2004, 01:32:14 PM »
What about Bolo eating the intestines.. grosse :P , then the camara had to keep panning a close up of a piece of it still on his lip..thats disgusting ..that is Raw meat ..ewwwwwwww licking his fingers and all Yuk !

 :()() And then he had to work it off by walking 10 miles to the pit stop!
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Re: EP5 PBP Live Show Spoiler
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2004, 04:49:41 PM »
From TV Guide on line~ The Water cooler

Tuesday Night by Daniel R. Coleridge
The Amazing Race 6
9:04 Somebody please tell me whassup with Adam's My Favorite Martian antennae braids in front of his head? So ridiculous. His Alvin and the Chipmunks voice isn't helping his image either. I don't know why, but I just feel so strongly that he needs to be slapped.
9:08 The Racers, especially Gus and Hera, are moved by visiting the African slave quarters. Leaving those roses behind as tokens of respect was a nice touch.
9:11 Freddy of Kendra and Freddy is hot. There are some hot dudes on this season, but Freddy wins my award for Racer Most Deserving of a Tongue Bath. Of course, Jon and Aaron look tasty, too.
9:12 OK, I just decided I'm having my own poll: Who do you think is the hottest Racer? E-mail me your nominations for hottest guy and girl and I'll tally 'em up and post the results in my column next week!
9:14 Did you spot the cabdriver's face when Kendra bitched about Dakar "breeding and breeding in this poverty"? Somebody needs to keep her un-PC thoughts on the DL when she's on national TV. OK?
9:16 Oooh, now Miss Hayden's p---in' everybody off at the ticket counter. She just accused Bolo of being on steroids. At least she's an equal-opportunity offender.
9:20 Hayden and Bolo chill out for a sec and give peace a chance. At least they managed to have a chuckle about the steroids thing.
9:21 Why does Jonathan of Jonathan and Victoria remind me so much of Liza Minnelli's creepy ex, David Gest? Does anyone else find him weird and scary? He's always screaming at his wife!
9:35 Oh snap! Bolo just called his girl Lori a "bitch." That ain't right.
9:39 Hera wouldn't let papa Gus down another one of those tempting beers. Aww... She's a killjoy.
9:40 During the sausage factory challenge, Rebecca really enjoys handling those seven-inch German links. Her ex-BF Adam appears really fond of those meaty treats, too. Hmm... No comment.
9:51 Phil advises Jonathan to talk to Victoria, who's in tears over him snarling and yelling at her for several miles. "This race is not about compassion!" he barks at her. Niiice. How much you wanna bet divorce papers were filed immediately after this race ended? 
9:54 Cute grandparents Mary Jean and Don come in last. Sad, but hardly unpredictable.

Link to the feedback ~
http://www.tvguide.com/tv/watercooler/


 

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