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Episode 13 summary: Poetic LicenseBy Thumper Poetry, both good and bad (mostly bad!) has become sort of a "Survivor" tradition, usually embodied in the painful doggerel relating the next challenge the castaways receive in their treemail. This is my tribute to sendup of that tradition.The Reward Challenge!Six days remain until the game is doneFive castaways still vying for the prizeTwo challenges will now be fought and wonAnd scheming fill the camp with guile and liesThe first will be a super challenge raceThe prize, an awesome night volcanic viewWith Scout, and then Eliza off the paceAnd yet another puzzle Chris can't doNow Julie battles Twila for the questWith slingshots both of them will shoot and missThe redneck and the bowhead do their bestYoung Julie wins and says "I'm taking Chris"As Julie and her guest admire the sightShe vies for Chris' vote with all her mightThe Immunity ChallengeRoymata's tale will fill the players' brainsWith legends of the King so wise and braveHis jealous brother sought Roymata's reinsA poisoned dart would send him to his graveHis burial was quite the grand soiréWith underwater caves and long taboosWith many tribemates he was sealed awayAn honor, it was thought, their lives to loseWhich castaway will memorize the tale?While they are running madly to and froWill memory or speed of foot prevail?Which four will stay, and who will have to go?Eliza wins! Lord Jeffy would exclaimAnd sweet young Julie takes the walk of shame