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TRAVEL GUIDES
« on: February 12, 2017, 01:13:24 AM »


TRAVEL GUIDES: TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 14, AT 9.00PM ON NINE


In Nine’s hilarious new series Travel Guides, six very different groups of ordinary Aussies dive into the role of travel critics, reviewing their holidays in some of the world’s hottest tourist spots.

Each trip on Travel Guides, which premieres Tuesday, February 14, at 9.00pm, is packed with adventure – from the lap of luxury to bargain-basement thrills. But with each experience opinions differ, leading to brutally honest and often outrageous reviews. After sampling the accommodation, cuisine and local attractions our guides will rate their stay out of five stars.

It all begins in Japan’s crazy, colourful and fun-filled capital – Tokyo.

Our travel guides are:

•Flight attendants Chrissy, Mon and Cath, three fun-loving friends. They’ve seen the world, but only if you count airports.

•Travel snobs Kevin and Janetta, a retired jet-setting couple from Victoria. When you’re used to flying up the pointy end, anything else is second best.

•Bargain hunters and restaurateurs the Fren family from Newcastle. They’ll stop at nothing to bag an upgrade and find the funny side of any holiday disaster.

•Hippie Queenslanders Matt and Monni, raring to go and spread “good vibes” around the globe.

•Big spenders the Rifais, a tight-knit family who agree on just one thing – that they disagree.

•Cowgirls and identical twins Mel and Stack. Look out, world, they’ve never left the country before!

Narrated by Australian actress and comedian Denise Scott, Travel Guides will be the most fun you’ll have on holiday all year.

SOURCE: http://www.nineentertainmentco.com.au/2017/02/03/15/32/travel-guides-premieres-on-nine
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Re: TRAVEL GUIDES
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2017, 01:19:51 AM »
Remember, join us Tuesday at 9:00pm (AEST, 5:00am Eastern time, 2:00am Pacific time)

Meanwhile, lets discuss about the show  :hrt: :luvya:
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Re: TRAVEL GUIDES
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2017, 03:03:01 AM »
With under an hour to go, I am calling on any Australian to help update with me. I'm Probably not going to be able to update the full show.
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2017, 04:10:49 AM »
AND WE ARE ON AIR!

(Do I have any more updates? Can update for long  :groan: :knock:)
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2017, 04:12:24 AM »
'Holidays. We all want them to perfect. However, for one person's liking is for the others hating'

'I don't want water up my rectum today'

The show covers the travel guides adventures.

'I don't about you, but is the most bare bums I ever seen in my life!'
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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2017, 04:13:16 AM »
All of the travel guide are going to fly out from Sydney to Tokyo!

They are going to spend a week there!

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« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2017, 04:14:43 AM »
Kevin and Janette are the old 'travel snobs' you get.

'We're Probaly one of the most well-travelled people we know' Kevin

Outback twins Snack and Mel are going overseas for their first overseas holiday.

The only holiday they have been on, is to Birdsville!
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« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2017, 04:15:55 AM »
'The furthest we have traveled to is Mount Isa'

'Do we need towels? Do motels have them?'

It is a 10 hour flight to Tokyo, that has 13 million people!

That is half of Australians population

And over 400,000 Aussies visited that city last year!
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« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2017, 04:17:39 AM »
'Here we are at Tokyo'

They will be staying a five-star hotel!

'On one holiday, my aim is to try and get one free upgrade'

The wife of this family is just a BOGAN!
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« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2017, 04:18:41 AM »
'Dad thinks he is the macho man of the family, however Mum is the boss'

We have failed on their upgrade!

'We are full'

'I'm Stacey, how you going? My god you have small hands!'
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« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2017, 04:19:51 AM »
The guides are all staying in a traditional Japanese  room

They are worth over $500 a night!
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Re: TRAVEL GUIDES
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2017, 04:20:15 AM »
I need to go now. Can anyone else update?
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Re: TRAVEL GUIDES
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2017, 10:49:30 PM »
I only saw bits of this show but I did not enjoy it. From my 5 minutes of watching it, the people were quite annoying.

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« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2017, 12:44:21 AM »
Episode 1 summary! (Aired on the 14th of February 2016)
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The travel guides are: Kevin and Janette, Stack and Mel, Chrissy, Mon and Cath, The Fren Family, Matt and Monni, The Rifai Family
The show covers all of the travel guides' expenses.
The guides flew out from Sydney to Toyko.
The guides stay at the 5 star Meguro Gajoen hotel, which rooms rate from $500 a night
The guides first attraction is the Oodeo Onsen (Japanese baths), where men and women bathe NAKED!
The next attraction is for the guides to visit the neighbourhood of Harajuku.
Next up for the guides, is to visit the famous Shibuya crossing.
The guides are off to the Cherry Blossom Festival, where they cross many drunken people.
On their way to dinner, the guides need to catch the train! (The Cowboy girls think everything is written in Chinese!)
At the resturant, most of the guides struggle with the language barrier.
After dinner, they go out and explore Tokyo at night. They all end up in a bar, singing karaoke and give good laughs to everyone in it.
Near the end of their trip in Tokyo, the guides go and visit a shrine.
On the final morning of the Travel Guides stay, they have to rate their holiday out of five stars. The Riafi Faimly rate their holiday a 3-5. Chrissy, Mon and Cath give it a 4 out of 5. Stack and Mel rate it a 1 and a half. Kevin and Janette rate their holiday a 4-5. Matt and Monni gives it full 5 out of 5! Finally, the Fren Family give it a 2 out of 5.
The guides are off Phuket, Thailand next week!

Funniest quotes of the episode: 'I don't want water up my rectum today', 'I don't know about you, but this is the most bare bums I've ever seen 'I'm Stacey, my god you have little hands' 'I'm getting one of those, when I go home' 'I'd rather not see any penises today' (Quote of the episode) 'Takeashita street' 'I got slapped across the face with a lady's handbag.' 'I paid her to' 'Luckly we only saw him from behind, otherwise we might of seen the threesie' 'I'm going to McDonalds after this' 'You sounded like you had swallowed a gerbil' 'I'm having a bad ear day'

Hope everyone enjoyed!
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« Reply #14 on: Yesterday at 12:10:41 AM »
Episode 2 summary! (Aired on the 21st of February 2017)

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The guides are off to Phuket in this episode, where half a million Aussies visit every year!
It is just a 9 hour flight from Australia!
They are all staying at the 3-star Andaman Bangtao Bay Resort, where rooms are from 50 Aussie dollars a night
As the sun sets on Phuket, all guides are off to the night markets in Phuket Old Town
The guides are to spend the day at Patong Beach!
Boxing is the next activity for the guides
Kevin and Janetta 'retire' on the boxing and go to a cafe for some drinks
The guides are off to the Phang-Nha Elephant Park, where nearly all of the guides hang on to the elephant for dear life!
The next attraction for the guides is a ladyboys show, in Patong's red-light district (where Kevin gets picked up for a starring role)
The guides are on a long-tail boat to an island, where they will have 'lots of fun' (Parasailing over the sea and sea walking)
On their final day of the guides stay, they go out shopping and on the final night of their stay, they light lanterns on the beach
The Fren Family rate their Thailand holiday 3 stars out of 5. Chrissy, Mon and Cath rate it 4-5. Kevin and Janetta rate it 2.5 stars. Matt and Monni rate the full amount of stars. The Ruffai Family rate Thailand 2 out of 5. Finally, Stack and Mel rated their holiday a 3 out of 5.
Next week on Travel Guides, the guides are off to Queenstown, New Zealand!
Funniest quotes of the episode: 'All we know about this country is that it's cheap and a lot of our friends go here and get plastic surgery' 'It's got mouse droppings all of it' 'I am loving Patong Beach' (Best quote of the episode, purely because of the bogany accent!) 'The elephant had the biggest dick I've ever seen' 'I was a bit nervous going to the ladyboys show, because I wasn't saw if they were going to flop it out'
I hope everyone enjoyed!
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