Survivor Handyman Gets Nailed
by Angel Cohn
Last week, Survivor: Vanuatu shook up the game by forcing both tribes to vote someone out. So although the Lopevi guys won the immunity challenge — and John K. earned individual immunity — they essentially lost. That was hammered home when the weaker dudes cut yet another strong player: Home Depot employee John Palyok. (Meanwhile, the Yasur girls ousted Mia.) Here, the 31-year-old studpuppy from sunny California tells TV Guide Online about his short stay.
TV Guide Online: You work at Home Depot.
John Palyok: Yes, I bleed orange.
TVGO: Did your handy skills come in, well, handy on the island?
John: As soon as I said Home Depot, everyone just assumed, "He's the engineer. He can start constructing things. Let him build the shelter, and he can start the fire and stuff like that." I was the fix-it-all person, which may or may not have hurt me.
TVGO: How'd you feel about the battle of the ***es?
John: Right off the bat, I thought a bunch of guys getting together were just totally invincible. We're all physically strong. No problem. But on Day 3, when we lost that challenge, I think that changed the dynamics of the entire game.
TVGO: Think you'd have fared better with coed teams?
John: Absolutely. My strategy going into it [assumed] it would be commingled, and so this was a total shocker for it to be guys against girls. It would have changed everything.
TVGO: You seem unsurprised by your ouster. Why didn't you try harder to stay?
John: It was like a Mack truck coming at me full force and I knew it was going to hit me. There was really nothing I could have done about it. People keep saying that I should have worked on a couple of the other guys. But I'll tell you what, those guys [Chad, Chris, Lea, Rory and Travis] knew exactly how strong and solid they were when they blindsided Brook. That was the power of five. What we tried to do was to get inside of Sarge's — Sgt. Lea Masters' — head and see if he would do the swing vote. He's the influential one, so we wanted him to come over to our side. But he made a pact, and he'll see it to the end. He's got that military mentality.
TVGO: Lea seemed bossy.
John: Yes! Very bossy. Large and in charge. I thought, "Let him take control for a while because then maybe the rest of us can stay underneath the radar while he's taking all the praise." But the other guys had an alliance with him, so they let him bark out orders.
TVGO: Was Rory really that annoying?
John: Yes, he was. On a contribution level, he just did not do anything. He's stealing oranges! I just found out [while] watching the show that he's been stealing oranges all the time. Here we are all starved and building shelters and trying to start a fire eight to 10 hours a day, and we're thirsty and hungry and tired, and he's over there sucking down those oranges one at a time. What is up with that?
TVGO: I take it, since you even misspelled his name as "Royry" during the vote, that you two won't be chummy after the show.
John: That's the game. I don't know him on a personal level. I'm really anxious to meet the real Rory. [Laughs] Hopefully I'll be able to spell his name the next time I see him.
TVGO: When you first got to the island, whom did you think would be your toughest competition?
John: I wasn't looking at strength or physical traits, but I was looking at character. The two that stood out in my mind were Sarge and Bubba. [Sarge] is a father figure. He may have a 12-year-old mentality trapped in a 40-year-old body, but he's got that overpowering, overbearing-type personality and [he's] very driven. Bubba's got that good ol' boy Tennessee accent and he's got the one-liners — "There is nothin' like a little fatback and collard greens." He's got that personality that just grabs you.
TVGO: Would you ever do another Survivor?
John: Yes. In a second! You haven't even seen the potential or the energy [I have]; there is so much more left. When I got voted off, I was in a daze for 24 hours, going, "Wow, what am I doing? I'm back in civilization. I don't belong here. I belong back on the island, cold, freezing, wet, eating coconuts and worms and having rats crawl over me." I deserved to be back on the island. I really did.
Read the next Insider for more scoop on Survivor's double elimination!
______________________________________________________________________________________Survivor Spitfire Snuffed
by Angel Cohn
Survivor: Vanuatu castoff Mia Galeotalanza — say that surname three times! — is still trying to remove the knife jammed in her back by ex-ally Lisa. Just prior to last week's tumultuous tribal council, the older members of the all-female Yasur tribe (who were annoyed by Mia's tiff about work ethics with tough-cookie Twila) lured Lisa away from her younger cohorts. In a new twist, Lopevi's John K. was allowed to grant one Yasur member immunity, and all the women pleaded for it. He sneakily used this chance to suss out their alliances, then gave it to the innocuous Ami. His decision caused Mia to get her torch extinguished. Here, the spunky 30-year-old tells TV Guide Online how she feels about all these crazy intrigues.
TV Guide Online: How did you initially feel about the girl/guy split?
Mia: I was excited about it, but by Day 2 I quickly found out that it was not such a good thing. I think I probably would have had a better chance [in a coed tribe].
TVGO: Yasur almost immediately divided into alliances based on age.
Mia: I felt good about that because I was on the side with the higher number. So I was psyched. It was perfect. We have five, they are four — we're gettin' rid of the old ladies. Buh-bye. But it just didn't turn out that way.
TVGO: Was it foreshadowing that, while harvesting bananas, you were holding Lisa and worrying about her dropping the knife on you? Later, she stabbed you in the back!
Mia: [Gasps] I never thought of that! Maybe. I was so shocked. I cannot understand what her reasoning behind that vote is. I can't wait to find out [in tonight's episode] why she voted the way she voted. I hope it shoots her in the foot.
TVGO: Was your fight with Twila the cause of your ouster?
Mia: No. I just think I was next to go in their minds. I don't think I had a chance at that point. I think Lisa had already decided to go with the older ladies. It doesn't make sense because I wasn't the only one in that fight, so to say that I caused the "emotional disruption" was ridiculous. It was a two-sided fight. Why wasn't Twila getting blamed for the fight at all? Plus, [look at] Scout's reasoning when she put my name on the ballot. [She brought] up my personal life by saying, "Good luck finding a husband." I feel like they were reaching for negative things to say about me.
TVGO: Think Twila was just playing up to the cameras?
Mia: No! If she is much different than she is on the show, I'd be surprised. I just think Twila is what you see.
TVGO: Were you upset that John K. gave Ami the immunity idol?
Mia: He had his reasons. When he came into our camp, I thought he was definitely giving it to Scout. I did not anticipate at all that he would give it to me. I thought, "I'm not going to sit here and beg this 21-year-old kid to give it to me." I just thought he was going to keep the old woman. It made sense — she's weak and she's not going to win the challenges for our side. I had no idea that he was going to give it to Ami.
TVGO: Did you catch on to his strategy of identifying the women's alliances?
Mia: When he said, "Everybody that voted for Dolly, raise your hand," everybody raised them. I thought, "Oh God, he just saw our split. We just totally screwed ourselves." I guess that was pretty clever on his part to do that.
TVGO: Whom did you think would be your toughest competition?
Mia: Eliza. I think she pulled the move of the game by switching up the vote. She's gonna be underestimated, and she's a force to be reckoned with.
TVGO: Think your tribe had an unfair advantage on the balance-beam challenge?
Mia: [Laughs] Absolutely not. The guys didn't even touch each other [while] trying to get around. Obviously, women are probably a little easier to get that close. But it was more the balancing thing. I think the guys could have done it if they'd worked together.http://www.tvguide.com/news/insider/041007b.asp