Here lie Anthony & Stephanie
Here lie Mark & Bill
They just couldn't be smart when it counted the most.
Here lie Ari & Staella
For failing to eat the donkey in time.
Here lie Azaria & Hendekea
Nobody else beat them - they beat themselves.
Here lie Dave & Lori
The force wasn't with them, after all.
Here lie Amanda & Kris
The U-turn came back for revenge.
Here lie Lorena & Jason
Killed by "No-Bunching-Point-itis."
Here lie Nick & Vicki
How they even got that far, we really don't know.
Here lie Mark & Michael
Died by breaking themselves
against the rules.
Here lie Ray & Deana
Beaten by the ultimate underdogs.
Here lie Oswald & Danny (All-Stars)
The first (and only) casualties of the Teletubby War.
Here (don't) lie Lyn & Karlyn
They just wouldn't die (like roaches).
Here lie David & Mary
No alliance could save them from their ultimate doom.
Here lie Peter & Sarah
It took a long drive (and a short race) to show them they weren't meant to be together.
Here lie Matt & Daniel
Casualties of risky strategizing.
Here lie John & Scott
Yeah, the Genie power thing? It didn't work.
Here lie Lena & Kristy
...What were the odds again?
Here lie Dennis & Ericka
They were nice people.
Here lie Kami & Karli
They were "clueless."