Topic: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR

[Bwils927]

Oswald: are we allowed to prostitute ourselves on the race?

Kevin: SWING YOU FAT BASTARD SWING

Drew: That guy was 3 days older than kerosene.

Jonathan: VICTORIA THERES A TEEEEEAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!!

Kendra: JONATHAN HELP HER!!!!!!!!!

Tramel: Why can't nothing be called Detroit

Ian: HUMP BABY HUMP

Gerard: JUST PRETEND THERES A DOZEN GLAZED DONUTS AT THE BOTTOM

[RachelLeVega]

Christina's infamous: "Come on, daddy!"

Ronald's infamous: "Who's your daddy?" shirts

[Bwils927]

Stop this car Vyxsin. Right Now.

[redskevin88]

Ian: HUMP BABY HUMP

Like to know the context on this one!

[slayton]

"I'm Gonna Throw Up On Phil's Shoes" – Oswald

[Bwils927]

Ian: HUMP BABY HUMP

Like to know the context on this one!

if you really havent seen it its from s3 and hes screaming at his wife to HUMP IT up the hill to the pit stop because they were near like 3 other teams

[Bwils927]

I'm currently rewatching s9 (waiting for ep 8 to load right now) and i got some classics from Lake.

e3:
God damn i dit int wunna go tuh freakin Russia

(still complaining) Read that clue baby one more tahhhme.

(talking about a doll that wont open) Look at this rotten mammy jammer.

e4: I dont care where we at now tell me where the frickin siegestor(the pit stop) at

e5: That's Daaaayyyve up dere. (points) Got chu baby. Got chu.
(after mistakenly going to the pit stop not roadblock) God damn its the frickin pit stop now we gotta run all the way down this sonofabitch.

e6:
sleep deprivation is really startin to irritate me.
put the ball in the frickin net it ain't hard.

e7:
YOU DITINT HAND IT TO ME BITCH NOW SHUT UP
we aint gunna get freakin penalized (they did)

im so frickin tired i can't remember my own name.

all episodes:
HEEEYYYYYAAALLL YEAH

MUHCHELLE!!!!!!

Good job baby, good jahhhhbbbb.

[Bwils927]

I just remembered one of my fave qoutes ever at least my fave Jordan/Jeff one.

during the satchel detour in Neuquen

"We're so stupid"

thats not it.....wait for it...........

"We definitely shoudn't reproduce"

Me and my mom burst out laughing it was hilarious

[Alenaveda]

I just remembered one of my fave qoutes ever at least my fave Jordan/Jeff one.

during the satchel detour in Neuquen

"We're so stupid"

thats not it.....wait for it...........

"We definitely shoudn't reproduce"

Me and my mom burst out laughing it was hilarious

It was in Río Negro, not Neuquén.

[Bwils927]

I just remembered one of my fave qoutes ever at least my fave Jordan/Jeff one.

during the satchel detour in Neuquen

"We're so stupid"

thats not it.....wait for it...........

"We definitely shoudn't reproduce"

Me and my mom burst out laughing it was hilarious

It was in Río Negro, not Neuquén.

right. neuquen was in that season though

[Alenaveda]

I just remembered one of my fave qoutes ever at least my fave Jordan/Jeff one.

during the satchel detour in Neuquen

"We're so stupid"

thats not it.....wait for it...........

"We definitely shoudn't reproduce"

Me and my mom burst out laughing it was hilarious

It was in Río Negro, not Neuquén.

right. neuquen was in that season though

No.  They travel from Puerto Varas to Bariloche, and from Bariloche to Hamburg.

[RachelLeVega]

Kelly: "WHERE'S THE CONTAINER?!"

[Bwils927]

I just remembered one of my fave qoutes ever at least my fave Jordan/Jeff one.

during the satchel detour in Neuquen

"We're so stupid"

thats not it.....wait for it...........

"We definitely shoudn't reproduce"

Me and my mom burst out laughing it was hilarious

It was in Río Negro, not Neuquén.

right. neuquen was in that season though

No.  They travel from Puerto Varas to Bariloche, and from Bariloche to Hamburg.

if u look on wikipedia the detour was actually in Nirihuau and the pit stop was in Neuquen

[RachelLeVega]

THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!"

(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. GO PACKERS! )

[Bwils927]

THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!"

(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. GO PACKERS! )

U left out fondue   

I'm not very fondue of you 

[Bwils927]

This was a classically edited comparison of Zach and Ian in ep 5 of s3

Flo(while brutally crying her eyes out): Zach what if the rope comes out am i gonna fall?

Zach: Flo its okay just look straight  ahead you'll be fine

cut to Teri/Ian

Teri: What if my rope undoes?

Ian: You fall.

[RachelLeVega]

THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!"

(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. GO PACKERS! )

U left out fondue   

I'm not very fondue of you 

There should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said.
"Horsie, I have sausage!", "Less martinis, more cardio.", "She just got whacked in the head with a watermelon!", etc.

[Bwils927]

THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!"

(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. GO PACKERS! )

U left out fondue   

I'm not very fondue of you 

There should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said.
"Horsie, I have sausage!", "Less martinis, more cardio.", "She just got whacked in the head with a watermelon!", etc.

yes haha. i have a good recipe to put in there for a "cherry on top of a sundae thats already melted"

[RachelLeVega]

THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!"

(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. GO PACKERS! )

U left out fondue   

I'm not very fondue of you 

There should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said.
"Horsie, I have sausage!", "Less martinis, more cardio.", "She just got whacked in the head with a watermelon!", etc.

yes haha. i have a good recipe to put in there for a "cherry on top of a sundae thats already melted"

Sweet! Here's two I totally remember from the first Vietnam leg in TAR15. One Ericka said in Vietnam: "I'm havin' duck for dinner."... and another from Maria: "...everything pho."

[Airlinesguy]

I Don't Want To Be Eliminated, I Just Don't Want To Have My Bladder In My Chest Cavity Either - Gretchen, Botswana, Bumpy Road, TAR7

[Best Loser]

THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!"

(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. GO PACKERS! )

U left out fondue   

I'm not very fondue of you 

There should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said.
"Horsie, I have sausage!", "Less martinis, more cardio.", "She just got whacked in the head with a watermelon!", etc.

"It's chili pepper time!" -Ian

[RachelLeVega]

THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!"

(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. GO PACKERS! )

U left out fondue   

I'm not very fondue of you 

There should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said.
"Horsie, I have sausage!", "Less martinis, more cardio.", "She just got whacked in the head with a watermelon!", etc.

"It's chili pepper time!" -Ian

"EAT THE WASABI!!! *Maria's shocked face*

[Tarfan37]

Johnathan: GO FASTER
Taxi Cab Driver: I cannot go sir, it is red
        S6

[RachelLeVega]

Johnathan: GO FASTER
Taxi Cab Driver: I cannot go sir, it is red
        S6

This! 

[Bwils927]

THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!"

(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. GO PACKERS! )

U left out fondue   

I'm not very fondue of you 

There should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said.
"Horsie, I have sausage!", "Less martinis, more cardio.", "She just got whacked in the head with a watermelon!", etc.

"It's chili pepper time!" -Ian

"EAT THE WASABI!!! *Maria's shocked face*

"JUST PRETEND THERE'S A DOZEN GLAZED DONUTS AT THE BOTTOM"