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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #150 on: January 04, 2013, 08:11:53 PM »
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #151 on: January 04, 2013, 09:58:25 PM »

Ian: HUMP BABY HUMP



Like to know the context on this one!


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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #152 on: January 04, 2013, 10:06:10 PM »
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #153 on: January 04, 2013, 10:51:43 PM »

Ian: HUMP BABY HUMP



Like to know the context on this one!
if you really havent seen it its from s3 and hes screaming at his wife to HUMP IT up the hill to the pit stop because they were near like 3 other teams
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #154 on: January 04, 2013, 10:59:17 PM »
I'm currently rewatching s9 (waiting for ep 8 to load right now) and i got some classics from Lake.

e3:
God damn i dit int wunna go tuh freakin Russia

(still complaining) Read that clue baby one more tahhhme.

(talking about a doll that wont open) Look at this rotten mammy jammer.

e4: I dont care where we at now tell me where the frickin siegestor(the pit stop) at

e5: That's Daaaayyyve up dere. (points) Got chu baby. Got chu.
(after mistakenly going to the pit stop not roadblock) God damn its the frickin pit stop now we gotta run all the way down this sonofabitch.

e6:
sleep deprivation is really startin to irritate me.
put the ball in the frickin net it ain't hard.

e7:
YOU DITINT HAND IT TO ME BITCH NOW SHUT UP
we aint gunna get freakin penalized (they did)

im so frickin tired i can't remember my own name.

all episodes:
HEEEYYYYYAAALLL YEAH

MUHCHELLE!!!!!!

Good job baby, good jahhhhbbbb.

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #155 on: January 04, 2013, 11:18:04 PM »
I just remembered one of my fave qoutes ever at least my fave Jordan/Jeff one.

during the satchel detour in Neuquen

"We're so stupid"

thats not it.....wait for it...........

"We definitely shoudn't reproduce"

Me and my mom burst out laughing it was hilarious
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #156 on: January 04, 2013, 11:37:21 PM »
I just remembered one of my fave qoutes ever at least my fave Jordan/Jeff one.

during the satchel detour in Neuquen

"We're so stupid"

thats not it.....wait for it...........

"We definitely shoudn't reproduce"

Me and my mom burst out laughing it was hilarious

It was in Río Negro, not Neuquén.
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #157 on: January 04, 2013, 11:47:04 PM »
I just remembered one of my fave qoutes ever at least my fave Jordan/Jeff one.

during the satchel detour in Neuquen

"We're so stupid"

thats not it.....wait for it...........

"We definitely shoudn't reproduce"

Me and my mom burst out laughing it was hilarious

It was in Río Negro, not Neuquén.

right. neuquen was in that season though
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #158 on: January 04, 2013, 11:52:46 PM »
I just remembered one of my fave qoutes ever at least my fave Jordan/Jeff one.

during the satchel detour in Neuquen

"We're so stupid"

thats not it.....wait for it...........

"We definitely shoudn't reproduce"

Me and my mom burst out laughing it was hilarious

It was in Río Negro, not Neuquén.

right. neuquen was in that season though

No.  They travel from Puerto Varas to Bariloche, and from Bariloche to Hamburg.
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #159 on: January 05, 2013, 08:17:39 AM »
Kelly: "WHERE'S THE CONTAINER?!" :gaah:
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #160 on: January 05, 2013, 10:59:37 AM »
I just remembered one of my fave qoutes ever at least my fave Jordan/Jeff one.

during the satchel detour in Neuquen

"We're so stupid"

thats not it.....wait for it...........

"We definitely shoudn't reproduce"

Me and my mom burst out laughing it was hilarious

It was in Río Negro, not Neuquén.

right. neuquen was in that season though

No.  They travel from Puerto Varas to Bariloche, and from Bariloche to Hamburg.

if u look on wikipedia the detour was actually in Nirihuau and the pit stop was in Neuquen
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #161 on: January 05, 2013, 09:20:45 PM »
THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL :lol3:
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!" :hearts:

(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. :lol: GO PACKERS! :hoot:)
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #162 on: January 05, 2013, 11:54:03 PM »
THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL :lol3:
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!" :hearts:

(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. :lol: GO PACKERS! :hoot:)
U left out fondue   :groan:

I'm not very fondue of you  :(
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #163 on: January 06, 2013, 12:08:26 PM »
This was a classically edited comparison of Zach and Ian in ep 5 of s3

Flo(while brutally crying her eyes out): Zach what if the rope comes out am i gonna fall?

Zach: Flo its okay just look straight  ahead you'll be fine

cut to Teri/Ian

Teri: What if my rope undoes?

Ian: You fall.
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #164 on: January 06, 2013, 12:19:49 PM »
THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL :lol3:
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!" :hearts:

(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. :lol: GO PACKERS! :hoot:)
U left out fondue   :groan:

I'm not very fondue of you  :(
There should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said. :luvya:
"Horsie, I have sausage!", "Less martinis, more cardio.", "She just got whacked in the head with a watermelon!", etc.
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #165 on: January 06, 2013, 01:41:29 PM »
THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL :lol3:
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!" :hearts:

(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. :lol: GO PACKERS! :hoot:)
U left out fondue   :groan:

I'm not very fondue of you  :(
There should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said. :luvya:
"Horsie, I have sausage!", "Less martinis, more cardio.", "She just got whacked in the head with a watermelon!", etc.
yes haha. i have a good recipe to put in there for a "cherry on top of a sundae thats already melted"
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #166 on: January 06, 2013, 09:23:24 PM »
THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL :lol3:
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!" :hearts:

(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. :lol: GO PACKERS! :hoot:)
U left out fondue   :groan:

I'm not very fondue of you  :(
There should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said. :luvya:
"Horsie, I have sausage!", "Less martinis, more cardio.", "She just got whacked in the head with a watermelon!", etc.
yes haha. i have a good recipe to put in there for a "cherry on top of a sundae thats already melted"
Sweet! Here's two I totally remember from the first Vietnam leg in TAR15. One Ericka said in Vietnam: "I'm havin' duck for dinner."... and another from Maria: "...everything pho."
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #167 on: January 08, 2013, 08:21:00 PM »
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #168 on: January 09, 2013, 12:58:12 PM »
THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL :lol3:
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!" :hearts:

(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. :lol: GO PACKERS! :hoot:)
U left out fondue   :groan:

I'm not very fondue of you  :(
There should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said. :luvya:
"Horsie, I have sausage!", "Less martinis, more cardio.", "She just got whacked in the head with a watermelon!", etc.
"It's chili pepper time!" -Ian

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #169 on: January 09, 2013, 07:33:32 PM »
THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL :lol3:
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!" :hearts:

(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. :lol: GO PACKERS! :hoot:)
U left out fondue   :groan:

I'm not very fondue of you  :(
There should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said. :luvya:
"Horsie, I have sausage!", "Less martinis, more cardio.", "She just got whacked in the head with a watermelon!", etc.
"It's chili pepper time!" -Ian
"EAT THE WASABI!!! :whoa *Maria's shocked face* :lol3:
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #170 on: January 12, 2013, 03:04:08 AM »
Johnathan: GO FASTER
Taxi Cab Driver: I cannot go sir, it is red
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #171 on: January 12, 2013, 07:07:56 AM »
Johnathan: GO FASTER
Taxi Cab Driver: I cannot go sir, it is red
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This!  :lol3:
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #172 on: January 12, 2013, 09:27:38 PM »
THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL :lol3:
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!" :hearts:

(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. :lol: GO PACKERS! :hoot:)
U left out fondue   :groan:

I'm not very fondue of you  :(
There should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said. :luvya:
"Horsie, I have sausage!", "Less martinis, more cardio.", "She just got whacked in the head with a watermelon!", etc.
"It's chili pepper time!" -Ian
"EAT THE WASABI!!! :whoa *Maria's shocked face* :lol3:
"JUST PRETEND THERE'S A DOZEN GLAZED DONUTS AT THE BOTTOM"
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #173 on: January 13, 2013, 06:36:08 AM »
THE SIGNATURE TAR MEAL :lol3:
APPETIZER: Vanessa: "Cheese and crackers!"
MAIN ENTREE: Cathi: "Hot dog!" / Kerri: "Can we taste your salami?" / Jet: "Oh my gravy!"
DESSERT: Mirna: "COOKIES WITH LICORICE, CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!" :hearts:

(This is what I'm serving for my tailgate party with my football friends for the Pro Bowl. :lol: GO PACKERS! :hoot:)
U left out fondue   :groan:

I'm not very fondue of you  :(
There should be a "cookbook list" of food quotes the racers have said. :luvya:
"Horsie, I have sausage!", "Less martinis, more cardio.", "She just got whacked in the head with a watermelon!", etc.
"It's chili pepper time!" -Ian
"EAT THE WASABI!!! :whoa *Maria's shocked face* :lol3:
"JUST PRETEND THERE'S A DOZEN GLAZED DONUTS AT THE BOTTOM"
"Don't let a cheese hit me..." :lol:
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #174 on: January 14, 2013, 11:17:38 AM »
One from the bowlings moms, leaving the Pit Stop at La Porteña State in San Antonio de Areco, Leg 3, previous to pass through the muddly part of the road were Brandon & Nicole got stucked:

Linda (accelerating the car):  You forgot my real name is Mario Andretti!
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