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Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« on: December 29, 2011, 12:53:22 AM »
Let's compile some memorable, meaningful, funny, witty quotes from 19 seasons of the Race.

For starters:

"The Teletubbies Go To War" - Oswald (All-Stars)  :cmaslol
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2011, 01:38:13 AM »
Haha, great thread, and that's like my 2nd favourite episode quote of all time! My favourite being:

"I'm Not A Miner! No, You're An Idiot!" - brought to you by Tara & Wil from TAR2! :cmaslol

Other great ones:

"This Is More Important Than Your Pants Falling Down" - Ian from TAR3

"I'm Going To Jail" - Colin from TAR5 (not that funny, but the concept of him going to jail was quite funny)

"Houston, We Have An Elephant!" - Uchenna from TAR7

"Paolo Family, You Look Ridiculous!" - PHIL from TAR8

"We Are Trying To Make Love, Not War" and "I'm Sorry I'm Wearing A Bathing Suit, It Is Very Weird, I Know" - Mirna from TAR11.

"Cherry On Top Of THe Sundae That's Already Melted" - Nathan from TAR12

"They Thought Godzilla Was Walking Down The Street" - Flight Time from TAR15

"Ali Baba In A Suit" - Nick from TAR17

Loads more to mention, but I thought I'd start off with these! :cmas16
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2011, 04:27:01 AM »
There's no other quotes that beat these two.

My Ox is Broken

We have a BADDDDDDDDDDDDD Elephant.

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2011, 04:43:52 AM »
There's no other quotes that beat these two.

My Ox is Broken

We have a BADDDDDDDDDDDDD Elephant.

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How did I forget this one! :cmaslol
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2011, 05:12:51 AM »
My most favorite quote:

"Ladies and Gentlemen.....Miss California!" - Eric TAR 11  :cmaslol

Other quotes:

Cara: "I feel like having a baby's gotta be easier than this"

Brian: "Make your way home and give your mom a great big hug and eat all her chicken enchaladas till you get into a food coma"

Drew: "It is nice here in Peru"
Kevin: "I'm sure it is nice in Peru. We're in Ecuador."

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2011, 05:49:06 AM »
 :cmaslol

Those are very good.

Mirna: "Wrangle It" is going to require holding down a wild horse.
Charla: That's fine, I'll hold it.
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Charla: Kentucky is behind us!!
Mirna: Oh my God..
Charla: ... then we're not last, and we'll beat them in a footrace.
Mirna: Yeah right..

Amani: As long as you don't quit, you always win. (TAR19)

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2011, 05:52:54 AM »
Great quotes, AmazingRace! Almost everything Charla & Mirna ever said was memorable! :cmaslol
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2011, 07:44:22 AM »
Great thread idea, AR! :<3
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2011, 08:45:25 AM »
Some I have off the top of my head...

Zev: We're good American People, It's like Cal-Crazy here!, (Any of the fondue puns, or really, anything he says  :cmaslol )
Justin: Sean Penn Cambodia here we come!
Kent: YOU'VE GOTTA GET A GRIP, SIS!
Weaver Family: The entire waffle house meltdown
Cathi: Hot Dog, anything else that she says
Matt: Are you a candleabra?
Mary: Real fast, quack quack.
Kelly or Christy: So...do we run up the hill? (Paraphrased, but when they were in New Zealand and ran up Mt.Eden instead of driving up  :cmaslol )
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2011, 08:51:43 AM »
Great quotes, AmazingRace! Almost everything Charla & Mirna ever said was memorable! :cmaslol

That's what I was going to say :lol: And Joab is right about the best quotes ever.
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2011, 09:00:23 AM »
It's not over until the Phil sings - BJ and Tyler

It's pretty much anonymous - Brent :lol3:

I'm not your typical beauty queen - Mallory

"I Want to Be in the Circus, That's Where I Belong" Ė Brook

Jet and Cord quotes:

Run like scalded dogs!

The gnome has got a poker face from out of this world. I could never tell if he was bluffing or if he was a straightshooter.

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2011, 09:19:39 AM »
It's pretty much anonymous - Brent :lol3:

This one is just EPIC!!! :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol

For some reason, I also loved it when Ericka said "This is not my finest hour!" It was sorta like understatement of the century! :cmaslol

And also, I feel like I have to mention the FIVE episode quotes that FLO said:

"You Always Just Forget About Me!"

"What Happens If I Slip? Am I Just Hanging Off A Cliff?"

"Iím a Much Better Liar than You Are"

"Why Did You Have To Take Your Pants Off?"

"Donít Try To Play The Moralist Now!"

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2011, 11:26:14 AM »
"Where's her Tiara?" - Carol

"That's why I hate China, it sucks!" - Jaime <333333
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2011, 01:29:20 PM »
"Baby there's NO MORE MIIIILK!" Lorena
"I may be the brawn of the team, but she's definitely the brains... and boobs" Tiffany
"Travel by taxi... my dream has come true!" Cathi
"I need to go to the doctoro" Charla
"Vyxsin, go get me children!" Kent

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2011, 01:32:18 PM »
"They're gonna get a BAAAD penalty!" --Mallory
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2011, 01:42:47 PM »
"You're gonna have two redheads coming through, they're gonna look pretty good in this outfit dont worry!" - Mallory after the Frog of Luck detour in Japan

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2011, 01:46:11 PM »
Mirna: donde es el discotech
Charla: no cono?
Mirna: nvm she's a prostitue
Charla: but a prosititue would kno were the disco tech is wuldnt she
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2011, 02:34:29 PM »
"When I was in Baghdad..." -Ron

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2011, 02:48:35 PM »
Last leg Charla and I had to defend ourselves from people attacking us. Being a lawyer I have to deal with DESPICABLE human beings on a constant basis - Mirna
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2011, 04:15:47 PM »
" If we don't know anybody's name on the race...We know Brian's, coz we heard lot of BRIAANN!! BRIAANN!! " - Flight Time    :lol3:

a little later...

Brian : "hey, the clue is right here, come on.."
Erika : " BRIANN!! "

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #20 on: December 29, 2011, 04:35:49 PM »
Flight time:ill b backk someday but not to india hopefully.

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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #21 on: December 29, 2011, 05:06:00 PM »
Big Easy :
"All I was hearing is Megan sayin' Cheyne...Cheyne..."

*inside the hall* -- "If I hear it one more time..  :cmas28"

"She's keep callin' his name which really got into my nerves.."

*after Megan&Cheyne got their clue* -- "I was so happy when he got out of here before me..I can't stand with those Cheynee..Cheyneee.."
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #22 on: December 29, 2011, 05:30:55 PM »
I always mesmerized by this conversation  :cmaslol :


Gary : Give it to me when if there's a street name..
Matt : Hasselblaken
Gary : Duurhageswagen?!
Matt : Noo.. it's like Hagselblagen




Matt : Haselblagen
Gary : Ooh, we're in Haselblagen?!
Matt : Yeahh
Gary : Okayy
Matt : Greatt
Gary : Go left..you've gotta hit Burkswagen..and then we wanna go off on that on Dolbergolden..
Matt : Carlplugen..?!?
Gary : Yeahh... hang on..




Gary : Hollyy smokess...
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #23 on: December 30, 2011, 02:29:13 AM »
"That's why I hate China, it sucks!" - Jaime <333333
Jaime's China hate! <33333333333 :cmaslol

"Baby there's NO MORE MIIIILK!" Lorena

"I may be the brawn of the team, but she's definitely the brains... and boobs" Tiffany

"I need to go to the doctoro" Charla

I love all of these ones!!! :cmaslol Especially Lorena!!! :cmas9

"You're gonna have two redheads coming through, they're gonna look pretty good in this outfit dont worry!" - Mallory after the Frog of Luck detour in Japan

:cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol

Mirna: donde es el discotech
Charla: no cono?
Mirna: nvm she's a prostitue
Charla: but a prosititue would kno were the disco tech is wuldnt she

EPIC Charla & Mirna!!! :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol :cmaslol

" If we don't know anybody's name on the race...We know Brian's, coz we heard lot of BRIAANN!! BRIAANN!! " - Flight Time    :lol3:

a little later...

Brian : "hey, the clue is right here, come on.."
Erika : " BRIANN!! "

 :lol3: :lol3:

This one is just HILARIOUS!!! :cmas23

And also, ZouLy's latest one with Gary & Matt is just completely epic! :cmaslol

As for my own, a lot of funny Kynt & Vyxsin quotes from TAR12:

"Oh my Goth..."

Something about being Energizer bunnies, I don't remember the quote exactly.

Vyxsin - "Usually the dark is Kynt & my favourite place in which to dwell."

Hmm, there's more, but I can't remember them! :cmaslol
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Re: Most Memorable Quotes of TAR
« Reply #24 on: December 30, 2011, 12:36:25 PM »
just finsihed rewatching race 2 and their are some good ones

Chris or Alex (cant tell which) in hawiwi: I hate this country...

Tara: Can we take a taxi
Taxi Controller guy: No
Tara: plz its a race for a million dollars
Guy: I dont care i aint getting none


 

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