Calliope music accompanies Jordeff driving around in circles.
Jeff: Go toward Paris.
Jordan: If I get lost in 1 more circle, I'm gonna shoot myself.
Jeff: We can't get down now. We're just getting started!
Michael: I hate the smell of sulfur in the morning.
Louie gags on the smoke.
Michael thinks it's cool.
On a road, Steve/Allie and Joe/Heidi look for a battlefield on foot, as Joe's knee starts to lock up.
Detectives reach the French soldier. Message: THE WAR IS OVER.
Here comes a bomber! KABOOM!
Joe: Crawl on all fours.
Heidi: Omigosh! It's like a real war! Scary!!
Louie/Michael head back in the opposite direction under the barbed wire.
They pass Joe and Heidi in the pathway.
Carol/Brandy finally reach Massiges.
Dan/Jordan 4th, Carol/Brandy 5th. They'll do Under Fire.
Jet/Cord finally arrive, too. Looks like they'll do the same.
Okay ... it is a French soldier who turns loose a pigeon with the message.
Detectives, CLUE: Head South.
They get a compass point sign, but not much else.
Phil: Teams can force another team to perform the other half of the Detour while remaining anonymous.
DETECTIVES BLIND U-TURN JOE AND HEIDI!
Louie: Joe needs to be knocked off his pedestal, be humbled.
Michael: I didn't come here to make friends.
CLUE: Make your way into town, the church in Massiges.
Jeff is so STUPID!!!!!!!!!!
And all teams are already working on the detour or finished before they even get the first clue.