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Louie tries to equate WWI with what they do as detectives.   x infinity

Jordeff finally leave, 12:17 pm.
Teams are like, in the Detour and they're just leaving?  With an extra task?   !
They're lost, driving in circles.  The streets all look alike!  

COMMERCIAL.

They are 2 hours plus behind Joe & Heidi.  That better be some long ass U-Turn.....


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Louie is dying just crawling....

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Okay...I have to grab something to eat...BRB. Someone else please jump in and help out mswood??
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Oh DUH!! It wasn't a sidecar after all, that was the pilot in the plane!! :groan:
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Louie & Michael U-Turn Joe & Heidi


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Wow! Detectives u-turn Joe and Heidi b/c they are arrogant.

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"I think that is the Red Baron!!"" So should have been the title.
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SO far all teams have picked crawl.

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Brandy starts complaining about the tasks.

Dan & Jordan argue about running.  They are idiots, but having a great time.

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That must have been a fun bus ride, given that now the detectives are on the anti-J/H brigade. Not that I blame them.

And the brothers turn into Sam/Dan.  :lol:


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Calliope music accompanies Jordeff driving around in circles.
Jeff: Go toward Paris.
Jordan: If I get lost in 1 more circle, I'm gonna shoot myself.
Jeff: We can't get down now.  We're just getting started!

Detective: INCOMING! 
Michael: I hate the smell of sulfur in the morning.
Louie gags on the smoke.
Michael thinks it's cool.

On a road, Steve/Allie and Joe/Heidi look for a battlefield on foot, as Joe's knee starts to lock up.

Detectives reach the French soldier.  Message: THE WAR IS OVER.
Here comes a bomber!  KABOOM!
Joe: Crawl on all fours.
Heidi: Omigosh!  It's like a real war!  Scary!!

Louie/Michael head back in the opposite direction under the barbed wire.
They pass Joe and Heidi in the pathway.

Carol/Brandy finally reach Massiges. 
Dan/Jordan 4th, Carol/Brandy 5th.  They'll do Under Fire.
Jet/Cord finally arrive, too.  Looks like they'll do the same.

Okay ... it is a French soldier who turns loose a pigeon with the message.

Detectives, CLUE:  Head South.
They get a compass point sign, but not much else.

BLIND U-TURN.
Phil: Teams can force another team to perform the other half of the Detour while remaining anonymous.

DETECTIVES BLIND U-TURN JOE AND HEIDI! 
Louie: Joe needs to be knocked off his pedestal, be humbled.
Michael: I didn't come here to make friends.

CLUE: Make your way into town, the church in Massiges.


Jeff is so STUPID!!!!!!!!!!

And all teams are already working on the detour or finished before they even get the first clue.


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I loved the ???? caption :lol:
The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move

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I am sorry but Jeff & Jordan are toast.  I just can't see them making up the task.  And that is still without the damn speedbump.

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Can we find the Pit Stop? Espace Bonaparte Poncelet?

Bwahed at the ?? ? ??
Found out that Neobie in Chinese means "f*king awesome"! No, really. Look it up!

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Steve & Allie followed by Joe & Hiedi finish detour walk to U-Turn and are shocked.  SHOCKED that Joe (and be extension Heidi) are U-Turned and yeah it was his cocky attitude that made a team do it.  THough really it was a dumb team to pick with this episode.

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"You okay sir? Just checkin on my...fellow soldiers.."

So gay.  I love it.

Joe wonders who U-Turned him, Steve and Allie point out only one team is ahead of them.....

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Bike to the Pit Stop.  No Roadblock!!!!!

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Ride 4 miles to the pit stop?!? Was there even a roadblock? This is the shortest task season ever.

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Dan and Jordan continue the same style of joking around, one calling the other a "tool."   

Carol/Brandy: This sucks! 

Joe/Heidi struggle through the flying dirt clods and bullets.
Dan/Jordan make jokes about Nazis shooting at them.  Mmmkay.

Jordeff get the baguette.
He's clueless as to what he has to do to get a clue ... although the salesperson basically already told him it was INSIDE the baguette.
Finally he breaks it in half and ... .voila. 

Steve/Allie reach the end of the crawl, in 2nd.

Joe, conf, finishing in 3rd: The crawl was a little tough on my knee, what with the boots.  But we got there.
Heidi: We've been U-Turned.
Voice (Steve?): Somebody got you.
Joe: Dammit!
Joe conf: I never imagined we'd be U-Turned.

COMMERCIAL.

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Uh, no roadblock?

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Steve: Somebody got you guys.
Allie: Mike and Louie were the only people in front of us.
Joe, conf: I thought the cops were nice guys.  I can't wait to give them some difficulties on the Race.

Cops reach their next CLUE.
Phil: Teams will now pedal themselves to victory, a la Tour De France.  Four mile course to the Pitstop.  Last team to check in may be eliminated.

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Louie & Michael  Team Number 1.

"I'm going to die Phil!"

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Jordan:  THis is not my cup of tea.  I don't like guns.  I like Swords.

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Steve & Allie # 2, again...

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Jet & Cord #3,

Brent & Caite are officially Ray & Yolanda.


 

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