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Re: Episodes 4 updates and commentary*please read the rules!*
« Reply #25 on: March 07, 2010, 07:24:55 PM »
On eating challenge team works together to finish one plate, doesn't matter who eats the most.

Detectives make short work of that task then go to general boot task.

Cowboy just mere seconds ahead of Joe & Heidi and Steve & Allie but lack cab.


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« Reply #26 on: March 07, 2010, 07:26:18 PM »
Jordan and Caite finish bungee in 4th (well, really, 7th and 8th).

Cops think the sauerkraut plate will be no challenge at all.  One plate, 2 forks.  Lots of fingers.   
Mike scarfs stuff down faster than doughnuts.   
They're done in plenty of time.
Cops, CLUE: Make your way to Haifish Bar. 
Phil: At the Shark Bar, finish off a glass boot with beer in it.

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« Reply #27 on: March 07, 2010, 07:26:44 PM »
Cowboys lost time on a subway or summat.  They'll try the soccer field if they ever find it.
Other teams have similar ideas and it looks like several could be kicking simultaneously.

Meanwhile, Cops polish off a huge boot full of beer in nothing, flat. 

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« Reply #28 on: March 07, 2010, 07:27:50 PM »
Steve/Allie and Joe/Heidi arrive at the stadium and start kicking.
Steve realizes he has to H I T the T A R G E T S.  Not go over or under them.
 
Finally, one.
Joe: My knee is killing me.  (Already?)   I can't get it up! 
Jet/Cord are still looking for the stadium.
Somehow, Allison Grodner got Brent/Caite and Jordeff back into 5th and 6th place.

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« Reply #29 on: March 07, 2010, 07:28:24 PM »
Did Jet just say Cord had a nice set of balls?


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« Reply #30 on: March 07, 2010, 07:29:08 PM »
Steve hits target #5 and Steve/Allie leave for the bar.
Still bitching about his knee, Joe decides to change tasks and eat sauerkraut.  Steve doesn't think it's a good idea for him to change.

Beatles task is the Pit Stop.

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« Reply #31 on: March 07, 2010, 07:29:32 PM »
teams MAY be eliminated...so says Phil.
"Our fans are pretty good. They don't give away too much. Sometimes people love dropping spoilers, but our fans are good. They tend to do it in such a way that doesn't ruin it for fans who don't want to know."--Phil Keoghan

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« Reply #32 on: March 07, 2010, 07:30:22 PM »
looking for INdra bar for the Pitstop.
"Our fans are pretty good. They don't give away too much. Sometimes people love dropping spoilers, but our fans are good. They tend to do it in such a way that doesn't ruin it for fans who don't want to know."--Phil Keoghan

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Re: Episodes 4 updates and commentary*please read the rules!*
« Reply #33 on: March 07, 2010, 07:31:12 PM »
Will the Detectives finally win their first leg? I think so.

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« Reply #34 on: March 07, 2010, 07:32:03 PM »
Can't wait until the brothers joke about the M A G N U M sign at the stadium.

Finally the "edit" cops finish their 1 beer.  
They discuss lovingly how one ate, and one drank.  Smooches.  

Cops, Clue: Make your way to Beatles-Platz monument.
Phil: They'll run for the Red Light District looking for the Interklub, where the Beatles played.  It's the pitstop where the last team to check in may be eliminated.


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« Reply #35 on: March 07, 2010, 07:32:35 PM »
Will the Detectives finally win their first leg? I think so.
Its the Chip & Kim syndrome we can win legs when its a food challenge.

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« Reply #36 on: March 07, 2010, 07:33:06 PM »
teams MAY be eliminated...so says Phil.

Doesn't Phil always say that, minus the first leg?

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« Reply #37 on: March 07, 2010, 07:34:04 PM »
Usually but not always.

I have to admit, I am really disappointed by this episode.

Jordan & Jeff are way off.

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« Reply #38 on: March 07, 2010, 07:34:34 PM »
Jeff and Jordan are REALLY lost. The Detectives are like, "Oh... Sex Shops. :lol:"

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« Reply #39 on: March 07, 2010, 07:35:11 PM »
The detectives are first and win a $5000 Discover Gift-Card each.

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« Reply #40 on: March 07, 2010, 07:35:19 PM »
Damn that shot was the Pit Stops.

Team number one.  Win gift card 5 grand each, after the race.

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« Reply #41 on: March 07, 2010, 07:35:37 PM »
Steve grabs that beer like his name is Gus.

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« Reply #42 on: March 07, 2010, 07:36:16 PM »
Cowboys finally finish detour.

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« Reply #43 on: March 07, 2010, 07:37:18 PM »
Brent & Caite still lost.

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« Reply #44 on: March 07, 2010, 07:37:51 PM »
Meanwhile, somewhere in the back of a cab in the middle of nowhere ...

Jeff: Are we going to a Hamburger place?
Cab driver: Yes, this is Hamburg.

They're hopelessly lost.   

COMMERCIAL.

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« Reply #45 on: March 07, 2010, 07:38:48 PM »
Jeff: There's no way this is right. Bro, you're killing me.  Not right.
Cabbie stops.
Jeff thinks the cabbie got screwed up by the GPS.   
Jeff: We would have ended up in Switzerland.

Cops in cab: The Beatles Platz.
Woman: Pubs, discos and sex shoppes!
They find the club immediately, and Beatles imitators, too.
Man: Welcome to Hamburg, Germany.
Cops howl.
Phil: You guys are Team #1. You are looking more like a wolf everyday.  You've each won a Discover gift card, $5,000 each.

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« Reply #46 on: March 07, 2010, 07:40:08 PM »
Steve & Allie Team number two.

Twice

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« Reply #47 on: March 07, 2010, 07:40:38 PM »
Joe & Heidi drink the Cowboys under the table.

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« Reply #48 on: March 07, 2010, 07:41:25 PM »
Steve/Allie have to drink a beer.  Well, Steve had to drink a beer.  Allie helps a little.
Jet/Cord have 4 goals now.  Five!  They're off to the Beer-In-Boot joint.
Cowboys gloat about how this is their first time ever on a soccer field.  (Not sure I'd be bragging about it, though.)
Steve finishes and belches.

On foot, Brent/Caite, lost, grab a taxi to get to the football stadium.

Joe/Heidi arrive at their plate of kraut.  Music stars.  They try to eat fast.
Heidi talks about how much she loves sauerkraut.
Joe: We wanted to finish in the 1st song.
They inhaled it.   

Jordeff drive back the way they came, still lost.

Gay babes arrive at Kraut plate. 
They eat like birds.   
Come on, NOT A JOKE ABOUT GAG REFLEX.  This is officially the worst season of TAR, ever.
Meanwhile, Dan/Jordan kick soccer balls.
Somehow, the song lasts long enough for Carol/Brandy to finish.
Dan/Jordan are done.

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« Reply #49 on: March 07, 2010, 07:42:51 PM »
Race is rigged for Brent & Caite after all Caite as played soccer since she was 5.  Caite starts to whine like there is no tomorrow.

Jordan & Jeff suck at eating, have to switch tasks (losers).


 

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