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Re: Episodes 3 updates and commentary*please read the rules!*
« Reply #50 on: February 28, 2010, 07:34:02 PM »
Carol to Brandy...pretend you are aiming for my face!!

Steve: I am 57 years old...what doesn't hurt!! :funny:
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« Reply #51 on: February 28, 2010, 07:34:20 PM »
Compass in hand, Jordeff read the "buried loot" clue.
Joe/Heidi choose the same task, in 4th.
Joe misreads the clue, thinking he only has to count steps IF he can't find the compass points.
Carol/Brandy are equally lost, now sniping at each other.

Steve takes a hard fall with the gnome, in a rare moment on camera.  Other than falling, he's not camera worthy, I suppose.

Carol and Brandy both go all passive-aggressive on each other, fuming and smarting off.
They decide to do Polo, instead.

Brent/Caite are lost, driving, in last place.
Drama Queens complete roping before Monique/Shawne, and leave in 6th.

Joe finds a meaningless hole in the ground.  He takes a F A K E bag to the judge.
Not. Right. You.  Moron.  
Joe: What are we doing wrong?  
Clue says he has to take the fake one back and put it where he got it!

Sweaty, Joe/Heidi finally return with another bag.  
WRONG AGAIN!    
Jordeff wrong, also, on their 1st attempt.  
Jeff: I'm getting pissed!  

Lenny/Squiggy finish roping in 7th, leaving Monique/Shawne struggling.

Steve/Allie and Carol/Brandy appear on the polo grounds together.  

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« Reply #52 on: February 28, 2010, 07:35:13 PM »
ALl three teams that are in trouble this week are doing terribly at something.  J&J and J&H screwing up Detour.  M&S now in last at the roadblock.

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« Reply #53 on: February 28, 2010, 07:36:31 PM »
Carol to Brandy...pretend you are aiming for my face!!

Does that count as a homage to season 4?

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« Reply #54 on: February 28, 2010, 07:37:20 PM »
Compass in hand, Jordeff read the "buried loot" clue.
Joe/Heidi choose the same task, in 4th.
Joe misreads the clue, thinking he only has to count steps IF he can't find the compass points.
Carol/Brandy are equally lost, now sniping at each other.

Steve takes a hard fall with the gnome, in a rare moment on camera.  Other than falling, he's not camera worthy, I suppose.

Carol and Brandy both go all passive-aggressive on each other, fuming and smarting off.
They decide to do Polo, instead.

Brent/Caite are lost, driving, in last place.
Drama Queens complete roping before Monique/Shawne, and leave in 6th.

Joe finds a meaningless hole in the ground.  He takes a F A K E bag to the judge.
Not. Right. You.  Moron.   
Joe: What are we doing wrong? 
Clue says he has to take the fake one back and put it where he got it!

Sweaty, Joe/Heidi finally return with another bag. 
WRONG AGAIN!   
Jordeff wrong, also, on their 1st attempt. 
Jeff: I'm getting pissed! 

Lenny/Squiggy finish roping in 7th, leaving Monique/Shawne struggling.

Steve/Allie and Carol/Brandy appear on the polo grounds together.


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« Reply #55 on: February 28, 2010, 07:37:57 PM »
:ty puddin for the pretty screencaps!! :hearts:
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« Reply #56 on: February 28, 2010, 07:38:43 PM »
Steve/Allie finish in 2nd.
Lesbians finish in 3rd.
Both head for pitstop.
About to squeak out of last place, Brent/Caite play poker and quickly make their way to the roping ground.
Monique/Shawne still there, making pathetic tosses.
Brent does well in his 2nd try.
Monique: OMIGOD, SHAWNE, HE GOT IT!  COME ON!!
Finally Shawne barely ropes a horn.  The rope comes off.  Ouch!  

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« Reply #57 on: February 28, 2010, 07:40:18 PM »
Girls pray (and of course, just due to their prayers, sarcasm on full), they get passed the Roadblock.

Jett & Cord are team number one, like a huge surprise.  Yeah Phil lets have the cameras zoom in on their crotches.  I thank you.

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« Reply #58 on: February 28, 2010, 07:40:47 PM »
The belt buckles hold my pants up  :lol3:

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« Reply #59 on: February 28, 2010, 07:40:54 PM »
The cowboys get a trip to Chile?? oh no.... :'(
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« Reply #60 on: February 28, 2010, 07:41:43 PM »
Cops give the J&J the right bags, but they still go to the wrong guy.

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« Reply #61 on: February 28, 2010, 07:42:22 PM »
Jeff:were so stupid we definitely should not reproduce  << LMAO

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« Reply #62 on: February 28, 2010, 07:42:32 PM »
Steve & Allie #2

Carol & Brandy #3

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« Reply #63 on: February 28, 2010, 07:43:01 PM »
Jeff, we are so stupid..we definitely shouldn't reproduce!

Steve and Allie team #2!!!! :hearts:

Carol and Brandy team 3!!
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« Reply #64 on: February 28, 2010, 07:43:34 PM »
The gays boys baldsnark., and oh my god they are awful.

Jordan & Jeff finally complete the detour.

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« Reply #65 on: February 28, 2010, 07:44:20 PM »
Joe & Heidi #4

ANd it looks awful for M&S.

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« Reply #66 on: February 28, 2010, 07:44:35 PM »
Joe and Heidi team #4!!

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« Reply #67 on: February 28, 2010, 07:45:18 PM »
Cops baldsnark, gay brothers through a tantrum.

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« Reply #68 on: February 28, 2010, 07:46:08 PM »
Did Jeff/Jordan have their gnome when the delivered the loot to the Head Bandit or was it the gnome that they panned to in the field?

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« Reply #69 on: February 28, 2010, 07:46:23 PM »
Carol to Brandy...pretend you are aiming for my face!!

Does that count as a homage to season 4?

S14: your target is your partner's face
The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move

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« Reply #70 on: February 28, 2010, 07:48:20 PM »
Girls pray (and of course, just due to their prayers, sarcasm on full), they get passed the Roadblock.

Jett & Cord are team number one, like a huge surprise.  Yeah Phil lets have the cameras zoom in on their crotches.  I thank you.
OK Phil has the cameras zoom in on Cord & Jet's packages, but apparently Sam & Dan's weapons of Mass destruction and get blurred!!!

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« Reply #71 on: February 28, 2010, 07:49:26 PM »
Carol to Brandy...pretend you are aiming for my face!!

Does that count as a homage to season 4?

S14: your target is your partner's face
I was thinking more of Jon telling Kelly to think those boards were his face (that she had to punch through for a detour in Korea).  WHich after he told her that she punched right through all three boards.

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« Reply #72 on: February 28, 2010, 07:51:59 PM »
Shawne prays, and asks Monique to pray with her, to rope something that counts.
DRAMATIC MUSIC!  IT'S A MIRACLE!  IEEEEE! 
 
They leave for the Detour, in last.

Meanwhile, at the Estancia ...
Man: Welcome to Argentina!
Phil: Jet/Cord, you're Team #1. You've won a 10-day trip for 2 to Buenos Aires, Chile, and Patagonia!   

Joe/Heidi switch tasks, try Polo.
Cops try to read directions and compass points. No luck for them, either.
They decide to try a "grid search."
One: You've been in police work 23 years and never done a grid search!?

Jordeff can't read the directions/compass clues correctly.
The Cops can't either.


Phil: Steve/Anonymous, you're Team #2

Phil: Carole/Brandy, you're Team #3.
Conf: If we don't pull it together, though, we'll self-destruct.

Predictable.  At the polo ground, brothers joke about horses, long objects, and the number 9.  And horse poop.

Finally, Jordeff finish the find-the-loot task and leave in 5th or summat.

Phil: Joe/Heidi, you're Team #4.

Dan/Jordan bring back fond Survivor memories of the gay guy who couldn't fire an arrow.   
Massive F A I L as Monique/Shawne arrive to challenge them. 

COMMERCIAL.


JOrdan & Jeff you are team #r, what does that tell people.


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« Reply #73 on: February 28, 2010, 07:52:23 PM »
J/J SAFE!! Team 5!!
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« Reply #74 on: February 28, 2010, 07:53:51 PM »
Dan and Jordan team 6!

It is getting dark....The Moms bald snark!!
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