Cowboys, followed by Joe/Heidi and Lesbians driving. Cowboys lead the pack. They follow happily.
Blind leading the blind?
Louie and Michael are incapable of following directions.
Monique/Shawne having map issues, also.
Cops decide to turn around on the highway, for no particular reason other than they're lost.
Dan can't drive a stick shift. Does that make him a bottom, or a top?
Jordan isn't pushing hard enough for his taste.
Meanwhile, at the Viejo, they must play poker against the gnome.
Joe/Heidi, Lesbians, Cowboys are at different tables.
J/H, CLUE: Take the gnome to the Pina Gauche. (Can't read from this distance, sorry, and they can't pronounce for shit.)