Ari & Staella: If you make me lose this, I'm gonna cut you up and eat you!
Ronald & Christina: I'm trying to give you the real truth flavor, that other people don't tell you that you have boogers in your holes!
Nathan & Jennifer: I hate you, I hate you! I hate you with a passion!
Lyn & Karlyn: They've shown no character at all in this game.
Vipul & Arti: You're doing great, love!
Lorena & Jason: This race can turn like *snaps* that! (This summarizes their race well, considering they started in the front but unexpectedly fell to last and never caught back up.)
Azaria & Hendekea: It's not like anybody beat us. We...beat ourselves... (So true...
Joseph & Monica: JOOOOOOOOSEPH!
I've been re-watching Season 12, if you can't tell.