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Re: EP 5 East Coast with football delay play by play/ updates
« Reply #50 on: October 18, 2009, 08:46:18 PM »
Big Easy stands so far above the desert you'd think he could see stuff buried in the sand.
Brian, on his way back to B'face, gives a clue to two teams where to find water-filled urns.
Brian, CLUE: Make way to Ski Dubai, for your next clue.
Tiffany offers to work with Sam/Dan since they have an A L L I A N C E
She fills their jug with her ladle.
Gary/Matt make up all kinds of time, now in 5th.
Big Easy is staggering through the sands, looking like he wishes for the water left by Katrina.  
Seeing Mika/Canaan on the side of the road, Brian gives Canaan directions.
Brian: This game is all about Karma. Scratch my back ...
Canaan was lost, but now knows where he's going.
Ericka: There's a great expectation for Miss America to be a certain 'type'. I can be that if I need to!

Oops ... Pokeresses RAN OVER SOMETHING!
Maria: I was just trying to back it up. What happened?
Car: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS...........
Man: Broken radiator.
Their faces are like ... Oh, hell, naw! We are ska-rewed.

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Re: EP 5 East Coast with football delay play by play/ updates
« Reply #51 on: October 18, 2009, 08:48:54 PM »
Punctured radiator for the poker girls. They will be getting a replacement auto.

Mika and Canaan just get to the Roadblock. Poker girls get their new Audi. Lance and Keri still not at the desert yet.

Meghan and Cheyne are at the pit stop. They're team #1. Trip to Jamaica for their efforts.

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Re: EP 5 East Coast with football delay play by play/ updates
« Reply #52 on: October 18, 2009, 08:50:19 PM »
Lots of pink water come out of Poker broads' car.
It's not going anywhere.
Phil will soon be reading us the rule about doing damage to your own car, and yeah, here it is.
"A replacement car will be provided."
Finally BigEasy finds water. Off they go to Ski Dubai as Mika/Canaan arrive.
Not yet in last, Canaan goes off into the desert.
Tiffany makes a remark about having an Asian female driver.
Lance is told to read the road signs. None of them say I-44, Tulsa, though.


Man: Welcome to Dubai.
Phil: Meghan/Cheyne, you are Team #1. Good news, you've won a trip for 2 to Jamaica!

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Re: EP 5 East Coast with football delay play by play/ updates
« Reply #53 on: October 18, 2009, 08:51:28 PM »
Oh, and here's Lance and Keri right now! They finally make it to the desert.

Gary and Matt get to the Ski Dubai first. Detour. Build a Snowman or Find a Snowman.

Build a Snowman -- build an original snowman before snow turns into slush.

Find a Snowman -- slide on shovels and search for tiny snowman. Give to polar bear for next clue.

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Re: EP 5 East Coast with football delay play by play/ updates
« Reply #54 on: October 18, 2009, 08:53:22 PM »
For some reason Sam/Dan wait for Pokeresses to get a new car. Duh.
Lance/Keri reach the desert. Lance wants to die of thirst. We want this, too!

Brian/Ericka missed the exit for Ski Dubai and have to make do farther down the freeway.

Gary/Matt figure out that Ski Dubai has to be INdoors in a big gray thing. They're right.

Gary/Matt, DETOUR.
Phil: Sheltered from the scorching sun, teams will discover a desert snowstorm!
Build a snowman, or Find a snowman.
Build: Carry snow from indoors to outdoors. Build snowman before it becomes liquid.
Find: Take a chairlift to the top of the mountain, ski back down, search through mounds for a tiny snowman.


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Re: EP 5 East Coast with football delay play by play/ updates
« Reply #55 on: October 18, 2009, 08:53:58 PM »
Oh God, Sam & Dan are the gay Erwin & Godwin.  RACE.......

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Re: EP 5 East Coast with football delay play by play/ updates
« Reply #56 on: October 18, 2009, 08:56:19 PM »
Lance and Keri are still in the desert. Lance having trouble finding water.

All other teams either on their way to Ski Dubai or are there. Meanwhile... Lance has found water!

Gary and Matt finding a snowman. So are the poker girls. Sam and Dan sliding down the hill as well. A lot of teams are doing this sliding thing -- Brian and Ericka going down on shovels as well. Five teams are finding snowmen right now.

Ericka has found a snowman! Going to the pit stop! Last team to check in may be eliminated.

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Re: EP 5 East Coast with football delay play by play/ updates
« Reply #57 on: October 18, 2009, 08:57:24 PM »
Poker girls and Sam and Dan are going to build snowmen.

Lance is still reading Dubai signs like US signs. (Shut up, dude.)

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Re: EP 5 East Coast with football delay play by play/ updates
« Reply #58 on: October 18, 2009, 08:57:54 PM »
Finally finding water, Canaan nearly dies of thirst as a frustrated Lance hurls Grecian Urns across the sand.  

Skiing down the slope on a butt-cover, Gary/Matt start searching through the snow for a miniature snowman.
Brian/Ericka arrive and she marvels at the "Winter Wonderland."
Sam/Dan there, too.
Maria/Tiffany arrive at the snowplace and take the chairlift.
Everyone seems to want to FIND.

Ambling through the desert, Lance asks for a shotglass.  

Mika/Canaan rank on Lance/Keri as they drive toward the Ski spot.
Lance knocks over an urn but thinks he's saved enough water. Yes! Indeed he does.
CLUE: Ski Dubai. Off go Lance/Keri, although they're in last.

Maria/Tiffany and Sam/Dan now searching through snowmounds, right along with Gary/Matt.
Here comes Ericka, complaining that her "butt's cold."   Whee!!
Globetrotters choose FIND.

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Re: EP 5 East Coast with football delay play by play/ updates
« Reply #59 on: October 18, 2009, 08:58:23 PM »
thanks for the updates mswood and Mandy  :tup: ..I'll do photos after the show airs.. I'm still pissy  (:;)


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Re: EP 5 East Coast with football delay play by play/ updates
« Reply #60 on: October 18, 2009, 08:58:41 PM »
ance: We didn't come to lose. We came to win the whole damn thing! It's too soon to lose!

Finally ERICKA finds a Snowman! Tiny! Tiny! Tiny!
Sam: How did she FIND that!?
Brian/Ericka, CLUE: Drive to the Pitstop. Souk Merindat Jameriah or summat (I wish I had freeze-frame on my TV .. lol)

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Re: EP 5 East Coast with football delay play by play/ updates
« Reply #61 on: October 18, 2009, 08:59:18 PM »
Oh God, Sam & Dan are the gay Erwin & Godwin.  RACE.......

Well, at least they're stronger than Erwin & Godwin.

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Re: EP 5 East Coast with football delay play by play/ updates
« Reply #62 on: October 18, 2009, 09:00:05 PM »
Lance is still driving, still looking for I-44, and still there's no Tulsa.
He's lost.

Finally someone chooses BUILD.

Lance finds "66 East" He really is in Oklahoma!    
But he's lost, and Keri knows it.
Lance: Honey, I think you made a mistake.

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Re: EP 5 East Coast with football delay play by play/ updates
« Reply #63 on: October 18, 2009, 09:01:50 PM »
Oh God, Sam & Dan are the gay Erwin & Godwin.  RACE.......

Well, at least they're stronger than Erwin & Godwin.

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Re: EP 5 East Coast with football delay play by play/ updates
« Reply #64 on: October 18, 2009, 09:05:32 PM »
Globetrotters are still digging in the snow. Hold up -- I was wrong on my original statement. That was Gary and Matt who went with the poker girls to build a snowman. (I'm still learning teams, apparently.)

Mika and Canaan and Lance and Keri are still driving to Ski Dubai.

Brian and Ericka arrive at the pit stop and are team #2.

Sam and Dan give up on finding the snowman and are now going to build. The Globetrotters find their snowman. Mika and Canaan get to Ski Dubai. Globetrotters tell them to get their coats.

Three teams working on snowmen.

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Re: EP 5 East Coast with football delay play by play/ updates
« Reply #65 on: October 18, 2009, 09:07:11 PM »
Keri makes an excuse about "West." They know they have to turn around. Lance laughs it off.
The Globetrotters start taking their fists and attacking the snow!
Gary/Matt finally decide to BUILD instead of search.
Mika/Canaan take an exit as he panicks thinking she won't get off the freeway.
Mika: I'm NOT stupid.  
Lance wants a suntan or summat, as Keri admits they're directionally challenged.

Phil: Brian/Ericka, you're team #2.
After making a comment about K A R M A ...
Ericka: Brian's dedicated and kind, reasons I decided to marry him!

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Re: EP 5 East Coast with football delay play by play/ updates
« Reply #66 on: October 18, 2009, 09:07:52 PM »
Flight Time finds a snowman.
BigEasy: That's how you be a man, baby! From the desert to the snow. Crazy!
They leave in 3rd.
They tell Mika/Canaan it's "really cold in there." So M/C get their cold gear on, pronto.
Tiff/Maria finally join others in BUILDing a snowman since they couldn't find one.
Gary/Matt finished, leave for pitstop.
Mika/Canaan choose BUILD.
Lance/Keri still driving somewhere between Tulsa and Edmond.

Phil: FlightTime/BigEasy, you are Team #3.
Both: YEAH!

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Re: EP 5 East Coast with football delay play by play/ updates
« Reply #67 on: October 18, 2009, 09:08:36 PM »
Gary and Matt finish building and get the clue. Lance and Keri still out on the streets.

Globetrotters are team #3.

Mika and Canaan joining Sam and Dan and the poker girls in building. Poker girls get their clue. Sam and Dan finish not too long afterward. Mika and Canaan still building.

Gary and Matt get to the pit stop. Team #4. Poker girls now out on the road for the pit stop. sam and Dan asking to know where the pit stop is. Mika and Canaan finish the snowman.

Sam and Dan get to the pit stop. Team #5. Poker girls get to the pit stop. Team #6.

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Re: EP 5 East Coast with football delay play by play/ updates
« Reply #68 on: October 18, 2009, 09:10:12 PM »
Mika and Canaan get to the pit stop. Team #7.

Lance and Keri finishing the snowman. Lance wants to kick the snowman down. The lady giving out clues asks him if he wants the clue or not. Keri tells him to just take the clue. They get to the pit stop. Last team to arrive. They are... Out of the race. (Celebration!)

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Re: EP 5 East Coast with football delay play by play/ updates
« Reply #69 on: October 18, 2009, 09:10:23 PM »
Pokeresses leave BUILD in 5th.
Canaan: No way I'm losing this Race because of a Snowman!
Sam/Dan leave BUILD in 6th.
Mika's frustrated.


Phil: Gary/Matt, you're Team #4.


Maria/Tiffany don't know EAST from WEST.
I'd be like: East is east, and west is west, and the wrong one I have chose?

Lance/Keri arrive at Ski Dubai. BUILD.


Phil: Sam/Dan, you're Team #5.

Phil: Maria/Tiffany, pick a number.
One: Five.
The other. Six.
Phil: Congratulations, you're Team #6.

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Re: EP 5 East Coast with football delay play by play/ updates
« Reply #70 on: October 18, 2009, 09:11:39 PM »
Back at Ski Dubai, outside:
Lance's Snowman is shedding ice like ... a melting snowman.
They get their CLUE, though.
He hopes for non-elim while driving.
Keri: I don't think in the history of all the Races anyone has ever done this bad.


Man: Welcome to Dubai.
Lance: Thanks. We've seen a lot of it.
Phil: You're the last team to arrive. Sorry to tell you, you've been eliminated from the Race.
Lance: We've got a great relationship. I wouldn't want to marry myself.
Keri: Two of you would ...
Audience: SUCK!   

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Re: EP 5 East Coast with football delay play by play/ updates
« Reply #71 on: October 18, 2009, 09:13:05 PM »
And thats what happens when you kick at Phil.  He gives you the boot.

Good Riddance!

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Re: EP 5 East Coast with football delay play by play/ updates
« Reply #72 on: October 18, 2009, 09:13:57 PM »
Good news for us, bad news for the elimination station.  Poor bastards.

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Re: EP 5 East Coast with football delay play by play/ updates
« Reply #73 on: October 18, 2009, 09:14:22 PM »
The Wadi thingy next week, wahooo

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Re: EP 5 East Coast with football delay play by play/ updates
« Reply #74 on: October 18, 2009, 09:14:26 PM »
Next time on TAR...

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