Somebody please catch me up on what has happened in the last 3 hours I am totally out of the loop!
blah blah blah, they hate Michelle. That's the last 3 hours.
Seriously though, as far as I can make it, and I'm soo confused that I may be wrong, this morning, Chema asked Michelle what M (Michele) and Russ were talking about and M said ***ual Disfunction. It wasn't true, but a joke. Michele told Russ that she had said that and Russ got pissed because she lied. Even Jeff said "Why would you lie when they already have a problem with each other - it's fueling the fire." Michele said sorry, that it was just a joke.
Of course, Nat and Jess got in his ear and Russ decided to have a house meeting and call out Michele about that, and the fact that she lied to Chima about the Russ BD thing from the other night.
Antics ensued, Michele got pissed, she and Nat had it out because Nat said she was playing both sides, Kevin got involved somehow because they brought up a convo between Kevin and Michele where Michele supposedly said that she wanted to put up Jeff and Jess and the convo got back to JEss (complements of Lydia). Kevin wouldnt commit to an answer - Jess and Nat said that Lydia had thrown him under the bus a few days ago with a convo that Lydia relayed to Jess about Kev saying everyone was like Chess pieces.
Meantime, Chima asked Michele if she apologized to Russ - M said yes because she didnt want him to keep lying about her (even though the truth is that she apologized to russ because she did, in fact, tell Russ the other day that Chima was going to BD him and then told Chima no she didnt say that). Chima doesnt trust Michele but believes her over Russ.
Kevin doesnt believe Jess that Lydia threw him under the buss.
Ronnie wants Jeff and Jordan to keep him.
JEss told Jordan that he never wanted him out and didn't call her dumb.
Nat still hasn't showered.