The Location - The Executive Offices of Allison Grodner Productions
The Scene - Allison Grodner, sitting at her computer, reading intently. A look of shock appears on her face.
AG : Flunky! Get In Here!
Bunky runs into the office. "Yes, Ms G?"
"I said FLUNKY, but I guess you do fit the bill after all... get Casting in here. Somebody leaked our list to some web site."
Bunky shrieks, runs out of the office yelling for Erika. Erika appears a moment later. "What is it, your lordship?"
"I told you, you don't have to call me that until we get home," said Allison. "Look at this web site. Someone has almost the entire cast list posted. All they got wrong was that last guy. Who'd cast that freak?"
"Yeah, he's a freak. Loserville. Bottom of the barrell. Scumbucket. Uh,..."
"Shut up. That's not the point. The point is that they have the whole list, except for the midget we have chained to Sean Bradley. How did this happen?"
"Maybe Natalie leaked it to them?"
"Please. Natalie can't turn on a computer, much less post to a bulletin board. Remember we had to hire a ghost writer to do her HOH blog?"
"Oh right. Uh, maybe we should threaten them?"
"EXCELLENT IDEA!" roared Allison. "We'll have to get the most disgusting, vile, subhuman cretin on the planet to go on the board and rip them to shreds."
"Yeah... but... I lost Eric's cell phone number."
"DAMN IT. I guess we'll just have to re-cast them then. We don't have much time. Better get ahold of both Jerry Springer AND Howard Stern. They have a knack for finding freaks."
"Yes, ma'am. Right on it."