This isn't really a wish, but it is TAR "creative"
route talk, but this is how to make the worst route of TAR ever
Leg 1 (United States --> Panama) Los Angeles to Panama City (metro area)
Leg 2 (Panama --> France) Paris
Leg 3 (France) still in Paris
Leg 4 (France --> Greece) Athens
Leg 5 (Greece --> Iran) good luck, teams
Leg 6 (Iran --> Saudi Arabia) All desert route
Leg 7 (Saudi Arabia --> India) Delhi
Leg 8 (India) Delhi & Lucknow
Leg 9 (India --> Japan) Tokyo
Leg 10 (Japan --> China) Harbin
Leg 11 (China) Beijing
Leg 12 (China --> United States) Los Angeles and Huntington Beach
And the 87-yr.-old, not in shape grandparents win this race.