Loving the term...WAIT FOR IT!! Its in almost every episode....awww Barney!!
Last week's episode
We are not from here...
Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael. Marshall and Lily prepare letters to each other to be read after their death. They end up finding out the girls are not from NewYork (which they said they were because Ted doesn't like Jersey girls he made them mad so they left) Robin dumps Gael after he brings back a group of Aussie hippies that wont shut up throughout the night...
Quotes from the Episode:
Robin: This just in, look at my hand, how weird is my hand, is not an appropriate thing to say on the air
Robin: I've evolved! And I enjoy living my life a little bit closer to the way Gael and I did in Argentina.
Barney: Please. Vacation romances have an expiration date. Gael's got a "best-if-banged-by" sticker on him, and once your romance starts to stink, you'll dump his ass down the drain like sour milk and and go back to being "unevolved Robin," the one we actually like. Back me up here, Ted!
Ted: (automatically) I'm just happy Robin's happy.
Barney: I'm telling you, within three days--
Lily: Oh, here he comes! Switch to big words.
Barney: (without missing a beat, getting up to let Gael sit next to Robin) Within a triad of solar periods, you'll recognize your dearth of compatibility with your paramour, and conclude your association.
Robin: My journey was transformative, and I reassert my commitment to both the aforementioned paramour and the philosophies he espouses.
Gael: (enthusiastic) What are we talking of? Baseball?
Barney: (smiles, slapping Gael on the back while addressing Robin) This is all gonna return to masticate you in the gluteals. Support my hypothesis, Ted!
Ted: (automatically) I'm just jubilant my former paramour is jubilant.
Robin: (after a dream in which vacation-Robin seduces normal-Robin) What can I say? The girl knows what I like.
Barney: (to Ted) You and I, we have to bend over backwards to get women to... bend over backwards.
Barney: We just survived a mugging. You know what that means?
Ted: Thank-God-we're-alive ***!
Monday Oct 8th Episode - Third Wheel
Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation. If Ted ends up sleeping with both the women at the same time, then he wins the "belt" which is a replica of the WWF Championship Belt from the Attitude Era
Quotes of the Episode:
Barney: (on women with unshaved legs) Guys just want to get on the green. They don't mind going through the rough.
Barney: Ted, if you're going to go for the Belt, then the bylaws require me to ask the following questions: 1. Is the aggregate age of all participants under 83?
Barney: 2. Is the aggregate weight of all participants under 400 pounds?
Barney: Theodore Mosby, are you paying these women?
Funny part of the episode...Robin is on her first date with a Surgeon....and she didn't shave her legs because she didn't think she'd like him...so she wore tall boots. well she ends up really liking him and paying the waitress $50 for her to go get her a razor. She returns w/out shaving cream...anyways Robin is in the bathroom about to shave her legs and the soap dispenser is empty...so she steals butter off of a table....as she begins to shave...she falls to the ground hitting her head and passing out. The final clip of the episode shows the surgeon looking for Robin and the waitress stealing her man since Robin was a b}tch to her at the table...Oh yeah...Ted goes into the bedroom w/ the two girls...and who knows what happened in there