Oswald: You're fine.
Mirna: Should I turn around?
Phil: Charla/Mirna, you are team #3. Congratulations. You are one of the final three teams racing for one million dollars.
Last to the Amazing Bathmat ...
Oswald: Mister Phil. How are you?
Woman: Welcome to Fort Soledad, Guam.
Phil: Oswald/Danny ...
Danny: Yes, Phil?
Phil: Sorry to tell you, you have been eliminated from the Race.
Oswald: I'll tell you who we want to win. We'd love for Charla/Mirna to win.
Danny: They're a class act. No regrets, darling.
Oswald: We had a great time. There will be many chapters about Danny and Oswald. The Amazing Race is just one ... no, two chapters.
Conf, Danny: He'll wheel me into the gay nursing home that I'm going to open.
Conf, Oswald: Hopefully he won't speak so much!