That's right! I finished law school in 3 years and can speak 70 languages in their native tongues. Did you see how well I communicated in The Amazing Race with everyone?
"Oh, Mister-O? Can you help me-O? I need ride to temple-O?"
People knew what I was talking about because I can speak the international language of being real!
This apskip knows nothing about The Amazing Race 5. Charla and I were the real winners because we showed what a little person can do! She lifted 100 pounds of beef and walked 3 miles to get the clue-O. And don't forget we walked farther than we were supposed to. Those Colin & Christie were not real because he was mean and almost got arrested! Christie was also mean, but she has a kid now so I won't be mean to her now, but I could tell you stories!
Joab, cdfe88, bag are all real people! This apskip, who is he? Joab should not be president of the Peach fan club, he should be president of the Mirna fan club! He knows me! He's real! He's keeping it real! Habibi!!!