I can picture Mirna giving the speech....
"No one worked as hard on the Race as I did. Did you know I graduated from law school in three years? No one does that. And people don't know the obstacles I had to overcome to finish third on this race. Even though I didn't win, Charla and I are already winners because I booked all of the flights. I did all of the hard work. Those Beauty Queens are fake. You can tell. And Rob and Amber? I eliminated them because I'm smarter than they are. What are those two? Nothing.
Charla and I are real. We're real people. We are the real winners of the race. And throughout the world, we met our fans and they love us. Those are the people who will be the real leaders, because they know what we went through.
And did you see the letter Marshall and Schmance sent us? How fake was that? I talked to their family and they were embarrassed by their behavior. They're not real people. Only Charla and I are real and of the two of us, I'm more real than her. But Charla is just a step lower than I am. Anyway, go to school and don't forget who the real winners of the Amazing Race All Stars are!"