"I am a big moron, and I have no idea how to shave my eye brows, I just wish someone would take me off of TV so that I wouldn't interrupt The Amazing Race anymore. Why am I such an idiot and have WORTHLESS segments on TV. I am a big waste of sperm. Someone needs to change my diaper! NOW! Or I will put it at the end of 60 Minutes!"
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