Thanks to SLD
for the fast fingers !
Mary & David win the Excedrin moment !!
Phil: This is Hanoi, the capital of Vietnam. In the countryside, this rice paddy was the 3rd pitstop. At the end of the leg, Rob received medical attention for collapsing,, and Mary's ankle slowed her down.
Erwin/Godwin, 10:55 pm, CLUE:
Travel by taxi to Hanoi.
Phil: Find Lai Tai Doi Ho Garden and LISTEN for the next clue.
CLUE: Pick up your Dong from the man at the table.
Tyler/James (missed the time), get clue and make "dong" jokes.
Rob/Kimberly 11:26 pm.
Rob conf: I had heat exhaustion but now I feel really good.
Rob to cabbie: SLOW DOWN, BRO!
Dustin/Kandice 11:27 pm.
Conf: How competitive we are! We! Push! Oiurselves! With! Our! Competitive! Juices!!111
Peter/Sarah, 11:28 pm.
Sarah conf: About how unwonderful Peter's character is ...
Lyn/Karlyn conf about winning the race for the chirrun, to make their lives better.
David/Mary 11:32 pm.
Conf: If this race gets any harder I'll have to be Superwoman! I dunno how I'm staying in the race. I'm doing it for my kids. I don't want to give up. We're within minutes of everyone.
T/T 11:48 pm.
Disembodied voice: ATTENTION RACERS.
First three teams arrive at the statue and run up some steps to listen.
In the small garden, crickets.
More teams arrive.
Voice: ATTENTION RACERS. TAXI ACROSS RED RIVER TO BEN XI GIA LAM THEN BUS TO BEN XE BAI CHAY. FIND HYDROFOIL HARBOR.
Teams change places as they get back in taxis. Some teams make up time; some lose time.
Tyler/James, Peter/Sarah, Rob/Kimberly lose time as (I think??) Lyn/Karlyn take over 1st.
Rob: What are you waiting for bruh?
Kimberly: I need you NOT to freak out now!
Rob: GO! GO!
Kimberly: I almost want to get out of this taxi and go back.
Erwin/Godwin fall to 6th.
Mary/Dave fall to last.
Mary to cabbie: I love yew!
Rob: Open the trunk, dude. We're getting out.
Kim: LET US OUT!
Rob: I pay you. Let us out.
For Dave/Mary, VOICE: Here is your clue. Taxi to Ben ...
Rob/Kimberly currently in last, thanks to Rob's assholishness.
Rob: I don't speak your language, man.
Kim: Rob, calm down.
Rob: He's just toying with us.
Rob: I'm so pissed off right now.
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