( Thanks to SLD for the fast fingers ..)
Sarah, reading CLUE: YOU MAY NOT BEG OR SELL ANYTHING.
Sarah conf: We have forty American dollars (and the other teams don't, neener neener ...)
First to the travel agent.
Equalizer, they open at 9:00.
Tyler/James arrive there, too.
Dustin//Kandice 8:11 am
Rob/Kimberley 8:13 am
Dustin boo-hooing through a confessional about how tough it is to be a pageant girl. Boo-fuckin, hoo!
David/Mary 8:16 am.
Mary cries reading the clue.
David conf: My Dad was in Vietnam. He told me stories about it. One of the worst wars ever.
Mary, yelling: EVERYONE is passing you! I'm gonna get angry! I won't lose this race 'cause o you ...
David: You cain't look at my speed-o-meter, okay?
The early arrivers want to form a line at the ticket agent's booth. Several teams there already.
Erwin/Godwin get the clue, missed the time ...
Dustin/Kandice notice there are four ticket agents.
The "gay couple" walk past them.
Tom: Ter, they cut the line!
Dustin: You walked past us!
Tom: I thought we could trust you.
Tom to Terry: They are not gonna win a beauty pageant for kindness!
Lyn/Karlyn 9:02, "It's not just the million dollars." Team Whatevia compares the Race to childbirth.
They arrive at the ticket counter about the same time as Mary gets her ticket.
Everyone is on the SAME FLIGHT!
Mary gets her ankle wrapped by her hubbie.
Conf: I didn't leave my kids for nothing. I gotta do it!
Flight takes off.