Will: "There's clearly some trust issues now."
Janelle Pierzina came to her senses last night — finally! — and dismissed Dr. Will Kirby on "Big Brother 7: All Stars" after weeks of cringe-worthy flirting with the nefarious leader of Chill Town. Turns out Erika Landin actually has a brain underneath that immaculate hairdo of hers. The two bombshells realized they were both being played by Chill Town and joined forces. The Slug's post-eviction tête-à-tête with Dr. Delicious after the jump. (And don't you dare think we didn't ask him about that crazy doorbell ringing incident. We did!)
LISTEN: Does Dr. Will regret not kissing Janelle?
The Slug: Were you surprised Janelle evicted you?
Will Kirby: There's always some element of surprise. I kinda of got wind of it earlier in the day. Janelle was a lot more distant. I had a bad feeling about it. If you look at my face at the time, I didn't look all that shocked. You do reap what you sew. And things catch up with you.
TS: Were you surprised the ladies teamed up against you?
WK: It's completely logical. With Chill Town being a brazen alliance, it makes complete sense they would want to team up against us. Candidly, I was surprised Chill Town made it as long as we did. It makes complete sense people would want to break us apart.
TS: Was there no contingency plan? You were playing awesomely and then it all unraveled quickly.
WK: We did not have a parachute. Clearly, there was some logistical errors in our plan. It fell apart. What can you do? It happens.
TS: What would you have done different?
WK: You get some luck. You get some strategy. Honestly, I don't know where we went wrong. I guess we were just too brazen and too over the top. If we would've been a little bit more humble, it probably would've helped.
TS: What do you think you could've done to Janelle to make her keep you?
WK: She was constantly telling me she wanted me to kiss her. That was her concern. "If you really like me, you'll kiss me on camera and then I won't be worried." But I have a girlfriend in real life. And I knew that would destroy the relationship. So I pushed the flirting as far as I could. At the end of the day, I couldn't be physical with her on camera. If I would have, I think that would've sealed Erika's fate.
TS: But you were physical with her on camera. Maybe not kissing on the lips but...
WK: A lot of flirting. A lot of handholding and things like that. It was pushing the envelope. I couldn't do it. As much as I can compromise my morals to play the game, I just didn't want to push it to that level.
TS: What exactly do you think you did wrong that could put you in jeopardy with your girlfriend?
WK: Oh, great question. I'll tell you this. I don't know if you'll be interested. My girlfriend knows reality TV very well. Her name's Erin Brodie. She won "For Love or Money." So she knows the dating show backwards and forwards. At the end of the day, I think it's just the overt flirting. It's over the top and it's rude. And it's hurtful in a lot of ways.
TS: Are you afraid your relationship is over? Have you spoken to her?
WK: I spoke to her. We have a lot of work out. At the end of the day, we love each other very much. There's clearly some trust issues now. But I'm hoping she keeps an open mind and lets me prove myself.
TS: How do you feel about going to the sequester house?
WK: I feel terribly about it. Everyone in the sequester house with the exception maybe of George was my doing. I'm really not looking forward to it. I only have to go there for a short time. I don't fear anyone there. I just have a lot of explaining to do. There are people there I respect immensely like Danielle and James. And I think they, ironically, will be OK with me whereas I think someone like Howie, who's relatively irrational, is gonna be full of hot air.
TS: Let me ask you about one of my favorite things that happened this season. That incident where you and Erika were trapped in the HOH room with Danielle repeatedly ringing the doorbell.
WK: Scary, right?
TS: Totally. What was going through your mind?
WK: I was afraid. One, I didn't want Danielle to get to Erika. I didn't want Danielle to put that last bug in her ear before she went to bed. But also, I was physically afraid. I was looking through the spyscreen and I could see Danielle there and I was really worried to be in her presence. It was pretty horrifying, actually.
TS: I wonder if there's any doorbells in the sequester house.
WK: Good question. I bet they'll be rung if there are.http://asapblogs.typepad.com/theslug/2006/09/will_theres_cle.html